The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Saxxon, Dec 20, 2010.
YOU GOT NO TAIL LIGHTS, SO THROW AN ARM OUT WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO SLAM ON THE BRAKES!!!!
don't pile on the hot rod.....don't pile on the hot rod........
The first year of the hunnert car pile up started. It would take many years for it to turn civilized.
And the funny car is born.
'R' is the one that looks like a 'D' with a hangy downer
Man the brakes on the dragster seem to have gotten better!
You are wearing a catalytic convertor, aren't you????
"Common problem" or how about, "You'll be ok - becareful & go slow"
Hey baby lets climb in the back....what could possibly go wrong!
I said push start not push over
Crew chief Clayton Harris runs over Don Garlits while trying out a new push car at Phenix Dragway. Coincidentally, this happened after Garlits' previous run where he performed a full track burnout with Harris hanging onto the back of the car! peace
Hey look. Whitewalls!
If you feel both front tires on your shoulders, beware of where the "driveshaft" goes...
"We're gonna need more beer and a BIG can opener!"
The invention of the dragster caused a new term "Groupies"!
This is the reason why Public Displays of Affection (PDA) is not allowed at Drag Racing!
Herbie the Love Bug's Uncle, had been arrested for this before...
"Damn it Shirley I said Reverse!"
"Nothing to see here"
I dont usually do this on a first date
birth of the rear engine dragster as we know it today
"and that was where we got the idea for the Hunnert Car Pileup"
guy on top....
"hope you got er insured for the road buddy!........buddy.......hey buddy.......you O.K. under there......?"
I bet some ones going to make a T shirt like this. HEY MR ROTH PUT YOUR CAMERA DOWN!.
What part of "STOP" did you not understand sweetheart?
Did it start ????
Dam crew talking on the &)@#$% cell phone and driving again.
I though you said the dragster did not have reverse.
I thing if we put hinges in the back and latch it in the front we will come up with a new class. I think we will call it funnycar. It sure as hell looked funny when you came off the line in reverse.
I said pop the clutch, not hit the brake.
Well honey I know your monther doesnt approve of you dating a station wagon but times are changing and she'll just have to get used to the idea.
No please.....Not in the tailpipe! I'm not that kind of. . . oh, ohhhh, ooohhhh. Yeah baby !!!!!
Chuck's first attempt at a wheelie bar proved to be too heavy and lacking in aerodynamics.........
Get the beer and we need more tools!
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