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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Saxxon, Dec 20, 2010.

  1. dawford
    Joined: Apr 25, 2010
    Posts: 498

    dawford
    Member

    YOU GOT NO TAIL LIGHTS, SO THROW AN ARM OUT WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO SLAM ON THE BRAKES!!!!

    Dick :) :) :)
     
  2. don't pile on the hot rod.....don't pile on the hot rod........
     
  3. dieselc
    Joined: May 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,315

    dieselc
    Member
    from ohio

    The first year of the hunnert car pile up started. It would take many years for it to turn civilized.
     
  4. Pimpin37zephyr
    Joined: Jul 20, 2010
    Posts: 110

    Pimpin37zephyr
    Member

    And the funny car is born.
     
  5. 'R' is the one that looks like a 'D' with a hangy downer
     
  6. Man the brakes on the dragster seem to have gotten better!
     
  7. iammarvin
    Joined: Oct 7, 2009
    Posts: 1,197

    iammarvin
    BANNED
    from Tulare, Ca

    You are wearing a catalytic convertor, aren't you????
     
  8. lowkroozer
    Joined: Jun 1, 2006
    Posts: 601

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  9. Tripple G
    Joined: Oct 21, 2010
    Posts: 367

    Tripple G
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    "Common problem" or how about, "You'll be ok - becareful & go slow":eek:
     
  10. Hey baby lets climb in the back....what could possibly go wrong!
    or
    I said push start not push over
     
  11. burnout2614
    Joined: Sep 21, 2009
    Posts: 612

    burnout2614
    Member

    Crew chief Clayton Harris runs over Don Garlits while trying out a new push car at Phenix Dragway. Coincidentally, this happened after Garlits' previous run where he performed a full track burnout with Harris hanging onto the back of the car! peace
     
  12. newpy383
    Joined: Mar 30, 2007
    Posts: 113

    newpy383
    Member

    Hey look. Whitewalls!
     
  13. mrforddude
    Joined: May 30, 2010
    Posts: 134

    mrforddude
    Member

    If you feel both front tires on your shoulders, beware of where the "driveshaft" goes...
     
  14. OahuEli
    Joined: Dec 27, 2008
    Posts: 5,058

    OahuEli
    Member
    from Hawaii

    "We're gonna need more beer and a BIG can opener!"
     
  15. The invention of the dragster caused a new term "Groupies"!

    This is the reason why Public Displays of Affection (PDA) is not allowed at Drag Racing!

    Herbie the Love Bug's Uncle, had been arrested for this before...

    "Damn it Shirley I said Reverse!"
     
  16. SUCIO
    Joined: Jan 5, 2010
    Posts: 109

    SUCIO
    Member

    "Nothing to see here"
     
  17. leocad
    Joined: Sep 7, 2007
    Posts: 306

    leocad
    Member
    from LA, CA

    I dont usually do this on a first date
     
  18. dragster dude
    Joined: May 21, 2010
    Posts: 194

    dragster dude
    Member

    birth of the rear engine dragster as we know it today
     
  19. povertyflats
    Joined: Jan 8, 2007
    Posts: 8,281

    povertyflats
    Member
    from Missouri

    "and that was where we got the idea for the Hunnert Car Pileup"
     
  20. guy on top....

    "hope you got er insured for the road buddy!........buddy.......hey buddy.......you O.K. under there......?"
     
  21. screwball
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 1,761

    screwball
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    I bet some ones going to make a T shirt like this. HEY MR ROTH PUT YOUR CAMERA DOWN!.
     
  22. jonahboo
    Joined: Mar 22, 2009
    Posts: 311

    jonahboo
    Member
    from NJ

    fuck dragsters
     
  23. What part of "STOP" did you not understand sweetheart?
     
  24. RatRoy
    Joined: Jul 9, 2008
    Posts: 371

    RatRoy
    Member

    Did it start ????:confused:
     
  25. Jalopy Jim
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,867

    Jalopy Jim
    Member

    Dam crew talking on the &)@#$% cell phone and driving again.
     
  26. HOT40ROD
    Joined: Jun 16, 2006
    Posts: 961

    HOT40ROD
    Member
    from Easton, Pa

    I though you said the dragster did not have reverse.

    I thing if we put hinges in the back and latch it in the front we will come up with a new class. I think we will call it funnycar. It sure as hell looked funny when you came off the line in reverse.

    I said pop the clutch, not hit the brake.
     
  27. oddside
    Joined: Aug 15, 2009
    Posts: 18

    oddside
    Member
    from Texas

    Well honey I know your monther doesnt approve of you dating a station wagon but times are changing and she'll just have to get used to the idea.
     
  28. No please.....Not in the tailpipe! I'm not that kind of. . . oh, ohhhh, ooohhhh. Yeah baby !!!!!

    :p :p :p
     
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2010
  29. Chuck's first attempt at a wheelie bar proved to be too heavy and lacking in aerodynamics.........
     
  30. rustyhood
    Joined: Dec 2, 2009
    Posts: 719

    rustyhood
    Member

    Fix
    On
    Rail
    Day

    Get the beer and we need more tools!:D
     

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