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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Saxxon, Dec 20, 2010.

  1. billsill45
    Joined: Jul 15, 2009
    Posts: 784

    billsill45
    Member
    from SoCal

    Push bar? We don't need no stinkin' pushbar....
     
  2. 42 chevy
    Joined: Nov 1, 2006
    Posts: 623

    42 chevy
    Member

    I told you it wouldn't fit.
     
  3. "Baby, I shoulda never let you drive the ^^&*R%$(&-ing push car!"

    "Bob, the rollcage can't go in the wagon THAT way!"

    "This feels...wrong...maybe we should get a motel room. With a carport."

    "I hump and hump and hump all day to get the damn drag car going and...WTF???"

    "Was it good for you, too?"

    "Honey...I'm...uh...seeing another car...Baby!...It's not you, it's me!"

    "Do you mind getting that...that thing off me!"

    "Baby, you need to lose a little weight!"

    "Not what I meant when I said I was looking for a hooker!"
     
  4. gasserkiwi
    Joined: Sep 24, 2009
    Posts: 26

    gasserkiwi
    Member

  5. sharing pit space ... fail

    what happens at POMONA stays at POMONA

    i was winning then the wagon crept up on me at the top end ...

    believe me it all started when the trophy girl bent over ...

    DRAGGIN WAGON FIRST ATTEMPT

    Until the parking lot was enlarged ,, space was very limited on 2 dollar sundays
     
    Last edited: Dec 20, 2010
  6. FONZI
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 1,537

    FONZI
    Member

  7. FREE "Inside the Eggshell Egg Scrambler" when you buy "Twin Engine Dragster" from RONCO
     
  8. "I needed some more weight over the rear tires, but not that much!"
     
  9. dieselc
    Joined: May 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,315

    dieselc
    Member
    from ohio

    The first attempt at the winged express not so sucessful!!!
     
  10. 69f100
    Joined: Dec 3, 2009
    Posts: 734

    69f100
    Member
    from So-Cal

    dammit! beat me to it:cool:
     
  11. dieselc
    Joined: May 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,315

    dieselc
    Member
    from ohio

    Theres no rubbin in drag racing!!!
     
  12. daddio211
    Joined: Aug 26, 2008
    Posts: 5,998

    daddio211
    Member

    1960 trailer queen.
     
  13. zep058
    Joined: Jan 9, 2007
    Posts: 599

    zep058
    Member

    ......personal space; your invading it.


    "Hey Derrick, P U S H truck, not sit truck"
     
  14. BIG-JIM
    Joined: Jun 13, 2009
    Posts: 1,376

    BIG-JIM
    Member
    from CT

    Mating season already?:eek:
     
  15. AAFD
    Joined: Apr 13, 2010
    Posts: 585

    AAFD
    Member
    from US of A

    "Bill was eliminated in the first round, then he saw the flopper funny cars in the staging lanes and figured he could sneak into their class without anyone knowing."
     
  16. RichG
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 3,919

    RichG
    Member

    "Oh, for cryin' out loud! Somebody get the hose!"
     
  17. TaylorCrawford
    Joined: Jul 28, 2009
    Posts: 792

    TaylorCrawford
    Member

  18. partsdawg
    Joined: Feb 12, 2006
    Posts: 2,877

    partsdawg
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from Minnesota

    Only way to make a Ford go fast.
     
  19. Damit, I just fixed it from the last time !
     
  20. NHRA roll cage tests/tech inspection have been completed for the 1960 summer nationals
     
  21. rotenjon
    Joined: Oct 26, 2009
    Posts: 111

    rotenjon
    Member

    Geez Beaver, what are you gonna tell Dad?
     
  22. iammarvin
    Joined: Oct 7, 2009
    Posts: 1,197

    iammarvin
    BANNED
    from Tulare, Ca

    I asked the wife what she thought of this picture..........she happily and excitedly said.............PUPPIES!!!!:D:D:D:D(Her)......(Me):eek::confused:;) No more wine for her. Well maybe not:cool:.
     
  23. JRODHOTROD
    Joined: Mar 23, 2006
    Posts: 440

    JRODHOTROD
    Member
    from Manor, TX

    No...I said hydros
     
  24. stanlow69
    Joined: Feb 21, 2010
    Posts: 5,138

    stanlow69
    Member
    from red oak

    I told you if we removed the crossmember, the motor would fall into place.
     
  25. woodienut
    Joined: Feb 17, 2009
    Posts: 349

    woodienut
    Member
    from So.Cal.

  26. hey look george.. look at those trees.. was that a speed bump margret?
     
  27. slickhale
    Joined: Dec 19, 2010
    Posts: 765

    slickhale
    Member
    from Phoenix

    i want one of those hemi powered jackstands for my car
     
  28. AllenK
    Joined: Dec 12, 2010
    Posts: 220

    AllenK
    Member

  29. and one more...
    [​IMG]

    Well Son.. thats how I met your mother.....
     
  30. leocad
    Joined: Sep 7, 2007
    Posts: 306

    leocad
    Member
    from LA, CA

    Why Mr. Wagon don't you think we should know each others names first, what kinda car do you think I am??

    If you're gonna ride my ass might as well pull my hair
     
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2010

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