The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Saxxon, Dec 20, 2010.
Push bar? We don't need no stinkin' pushbar....
I told you it wouldn't fit.
"Baby, I shoulda never let you drive the ^^&*R%$(&-ing push car!"
"Bob, the rollcage can't go in the wagon THAT way!"
"This feels...wrong...maybe we should get a motel room. With a carport."
"I hump and hump and hump all day to get the damn drag car going and...WTF???"
"Was it good for you, too?"
"Honey...I'm...uh...seeing another car...Baby!...It's not you, it's me!"
"Do you mind getting that...that thing off me!"
"Baby, you need to lose a little weight!"
"Not what I meant when I said I was looking for a hooker!"
sharing pit space ... fail
what happens at POMONA stays at POMONA
i was winning then the wagon crept up on me at the top end ...
believe me it all started when the trophy girl bent over ...
DRAGGIN WAGON FIRST ATTEMPT
Until the parking lot was enlarged ,, space was very limited on 2 dollar sundays
FREE "Inside the Eggshell Egg Scrambler" when you buy "Twin Engine Dragster" from RONCO
"I needed some more weight over the rear tires, but not that much!"
The first attempt at the winged express not so sucessful!!!
dammit! beat me to it
Theres no rubbin in drag racing!!!
1960 trailer queen.
......personal space; your invading it.
"Hey Derrick, P U S H truck, not sit truck"
Mating season already?
"Bill was eliminated in the first round, then he saw the flopper funny cars in the staging lanes and figured he could sneak into their class without anyone knowing."
"Oh, for cryin' out loud! Somebody get the hose!"
Only way to make a Ford go fast.
Damit, I just fixed it from the last time !
NHRA roll cage tests/tech inspection have been completed for the 1960 summer nationals
Geez Beaver, what are you gonna tell Dad?
I asked the wife what she thought of this picture..........she happily and excitedly said.............PUPPIES!!!!(Her)......(Me) No more wine for her. Well maybe not.
No...I said hydros
I told you if we removed the crossmember, the motor would fall into place.
hey look george.. look at those trees.. was that a speed bump margret?
i want one of those hemi powered jackstands for my car
What a Drag
and one more...
Well Son.. thats how I met your mother.....
Why Mr. Wagon don't you think we should know each others names first, what kinda car do you think I am??
If you're gonna ride my ass might as well pull my hair
Separate names with a comma.