Calender cardboard messages... let me hear them!

Got mine...GMBs must have had too much fun with the cardboard?!?

 

"Leg humping can lead to rashes and uncomfortable chafing of the inner
thigh area...To cure this: DON'T LEG HUMP!"


Nice.

 

Ah shit....dare I ask.... you guys do know I lead a very sheltered life right???? Hot rods and thats about all.........I really do need to know what a "fister" is?

 

OMG, I just told you what a MILF was and now this hahahaha

 

You might not want to know !


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LMMFAO!!!! damn i wish i'd made it. Mongo would be getting some VERY interesting phone calls!!

 

DAMN IT!! you bastards!!! LOL

 

the vagina was designed to allow a baby to pass through it so a fist should'nt be much of a stretch. pun intended.
get it now????

 

My cardboard has bite marks (literally..teeth holes) in it and reads:
"There were no pillows, so we had to bite the cardboard"

hehehe
Thanks for all the hard work...that was hilarious and the calender is a work of art.
-John Joyo...

 

I tryed to warn you ...

 

But I'm NOT gay....."not that there's anything wrong with that".....just the guys around these parts are.

I should learn better then to ask on here

 

I love sheep
and long walks on the beach.

 

Call:
(xxx)xxx-xxxx
He likes the money shot

 

Thanks for the calenders (4, 3 for gifts)
My "Gerbil Mounting Buddies" !!!!!

 

all i've gotten so far is a note from the mailman to go down to the main post office monday and pick up a package. guess he either didn't want to get out of the car to walk up to the house and leave it on the porch or there must be a RRREEEAAALLLYYY juicy message on the cardboard that the postmaster wants me to explain.

 

Mine was written in red marker and said, "Goodbye cruel world. By the time you read this I will already be gone. My only regret is that the last thing I did with my life is rub my junk on this cardboard."

Now that is classic. I busted my gut when I read that. You guys must have had way to much fun.

The only thing I wondered is when I got to the pic of Plowboys car. Is that Anal Leakage on the picture? Or is mine special? LOL

 

Might as well sign me up for next years party right now!!

(by the way I'm innocent!! I was just stuffin' the envlopes)

 

"Say AAAHHHHH He spits, he swallows. It's your choice. " and a phone number that I haven't called.....yet.

 

Dude, I bet Ryans fingers are still bleeding from punching out your Alliance tag!

Did that whole user name fit?

 

You know i didnt think i got any weird calls but the other day i did get a weird voice mail of some one screeming it kinda freeked me out

 

Mine said "Barney is a good lay". I just assumed it was a shameless bit of self-promotion from the big dinosaur dude...now I'm not so sure...

 

mine says :
keep reading this chunk of cardboard. once you are finished, you will realize that it was nothing but a waste of time on your part, and funnier than hell to us. so ha ha ha

does it make it worse that i actually typed all that?? really, looks like you guys had a great time, there gonna be a west coast calendar packaging station next year??!! awesome pictures, i love how the dates are small, and the pics are huge! it's about time a calendar focuses on the good stuff!

 

wow... I think this is the longest thread I've ever started! Here is a pic of my calendars... had to play a little.

 

My calendar was easily the coolest thing that has arrived in the mail this holiday season!

Mine said - I never knew I could fit THAT much inside myself...

 

"I'm Lonely...please call me 810-423-9554" not in a female's handwriting.

 

I'm a little late cause I had to actually go to the post office to get mine. Along with two kickass calenders, I got this:

"Badastical is a he-she"

Sounds like you guys had fun.

J

 

got mine today. cardboard was blank but thats cause i ordered AFTER the stuffin party. i know better ;D... the damn mail-person STUFFED it in my little mail box though. BLOODY SAVAGES!!!! two mild creases on it. next time we'll have to stuff em with plywood backers!!

 

I got a HUGE box of homemade fudge from one HAMB member........and a HAMB logo-ed dildo from another, in my mailbox this holiday season. I shit you not.

 

Hay HAMBs!!!!

That's some sweetass cardbord but Ol' Stinky don't use no damb calenders!!!! i gots me a BlackBerry a/k/a Crackberry LOL

Asides, they cost money and that means wine, bro

I'm Stinky the Austin Bum
open sores cover my gums
When it come to the cardbord
They say I'm a hardcore
I'm Stinky the Austin Bum!!! TOOT TOOT

Laters HAMBs

 

I guess someone has been a good girl this year !



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