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Calender cardboard messages... let me hear them!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Thirdyfivepickup, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. chuckspeed
    Joined: Sep 13, 2005
    Posts: 1,643

    chuckspeed
    Member

    C'mere.

    Turn around.

    Put both hands on the table, and I'll show ya.
     
  2. Rix2Six
    Joined: Jun 24, 2003
    Posts: 806

    Rix2Six
    Member
    from So. Cal.

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  3. Mine was blank... no traces of scrotal contact, nuthin'

    Just the way I like it.

    Thanks GMB's!
     
  4. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 6,093

    Thirdyfivepickup
    Member


    ...that you know of. :eek:

    DNA is some tricky stuff... :D
     
  5. El Caballo
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,913

    El Caballo
    Member

    Looks like yours might be scratch n' sniff....
     
  6. general gow
    Joined: Feb 5, 2003
    Posts: 6,302

    general gow
    MODERATOR
    Staff Member

    G-onads
    M-ake me
    B-urp
     
  7. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
    Posts: 9,008

    FiddyFour
    Member

    did he say "DNA is some sticky stuff" ??? :eek::confused:
     
  8. jdubbya
    Joined: Jul 12, 2003
    Posts: 2,435

    jdubbya
    Member

    I am glad that everyone is having fun with the messages, and to think, some people think fortune cookies are greatest.....:D
     
  9. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
    Posts: 9,635

    CURIOUS RASH
    Classified's Moderator

    "For a Greaser-Rific Super-Lubed-Up Back-Rub, call George (248) 798-8731"

    George didn't answer and I was about to leave a message when Mama Rash said, "Hey, what if they just wrote numbers out of the phone book?"

    Can you imagine getting a voice mail from an Okie named Rashy wanting to know about his "Greaser-Rific Super-Lubed-Up Back-Rub?
     
  10. chuckspeed
    Joined: Sep 13, 2005
    Posts: 1,643

    chuckspeed
    Member

    No - them are real phone numbers of folks who are really fond of y'all...
     
  11. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 6,093

    Thirdyfivepickup
    Member

    that is what I was going to say... bad part is I'm pretty sure Flathead Pete and Hot Rod to Hell had mine.... :eek:
     
  12. LoBrow
    Joined: Mar 8, 2005
    Posts: 619

    LoBrow
    Member
    from MI

    My wonderful, yet sicko girlfriend dreamed that beautiful visual up.....We have yet to be successful in extracting the gerbil. hahaha
     
  13. 327-365hp
    Joined: Feb 5, 2006
    Posts: 5,418

    327-365hp
    Member
    from Mass

    I got my cardboard today along with my calendars. Great job everyone, Thank You, you're all nuckin futs

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Kurt
    Joined: Nov 18, 2003
    Posts: 698

    Kurt
    Member

    " Who wants a mustache ride? " is what i found.

    My wife saw it when she came home and ask " Does this have anything to do with you having a handlebar mustache?" very curiously.
    My reply " No, I'm innocent".
    Now she is REALLY concerned about all the time i spend on here and whats going on.

    Great calendar, love it.
     
  15. [​IMG]

    well......that's a bit harsh:rolleyes: but then again my car is not supercharged so that would make it naturally aspirated.....so I guess it does suck!:eek:
     
  16. Hanksville Hot Rods
    Joined: Oct 23, 2006
    Posts: 247

    Hanksville Hot Rods
    Alliance Vendor
    from Denver-ish

    "Call Matt - He'll take care of ALL your needs."

    I'm almost tempted to call that number...or not. :)

    Awesome calandar, thanks to all involved in getting these out to us!
     
  17. MercMan1951
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
    Posts: 2,654

    MercMan1951
    Member

    Trust me, the numbers are real...

    ...and no, I am not into "butt play" so STOP CALLING! all you perverts.

    Thanks a lot 62Wagon. Rat Bastard.
     
  18. chopndrop
    Joined: Feb 8, 2005
    Posts: 711

    chopndrop
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  19. racer756
    Joined: May 24, 2006
    Posts: 1,393

    racer756
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    Got mine today. The wife told me my friends are "homos", but she said to say HI back.
     

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  20. MercMan1951
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
    Posts: 2,654

    MercMan1951
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    You must have gotten one marked up by one of the "metrosexual" among us otherwise "GMB's"....the witch hunt is on now....Denise?!?!?!?!?!? We have a traitor in our midst!
     
  21. Lon
    Joined: Sep 2, 2006
    Posts: 124

    Lon
    Member

    I got my HAMB calender today and the local book store finally put out The Rodder's Journal No. 34. I'm a happy boy. But I want to thank the Lick Skillet post office for folding the calender to get it in my mailbox. I know how rough it is to get out of your mail truck on a nice 65 degree December day and put a large envelope between the screen door and front door.

    I now know someone on here is a midget lover. And I thought I was a sicko.
     
  22. Stone
    Joined: Nov 24, 2003
    Posts: 2,279

    Stone
    Member

    LMAO. GMB is that why amateur wrestling is so popular in Michigan. I went to Flint for a visit and they were trying to show me the "moves"
     
  23. hutman
    Joined: Feb 5, 2006
    Posts: 67

    hutman
    Member

    "I Heart nopi tunervision"


    How did ya'll figure out my true passion, fart cans and all!

    AWESOME CALENDER!!!!!!!!
    Is it too late to order another? I'll be away from my computer til Monday. If possible, save one for me, PLEASE. Need it for a friend. Will pay on monday. Thanks, David

    A BIG, BIG THANKS to the GMBs, Ryan and ALL that did the calender.
     
  24. hutman
    Joined: Feb 5, 2006
    Posts: 67

    hutman
    Member

    OOOPS, when i pull head out, i am amazed by what i see. I ordered 2 more of these great calenders just by checking out the calender post. Incredible, ain't it? Hope they make it by Christmas.
     
  25. seymour
    Joined: Jan 22, 2004
    Posts: 5,125

    seymour
    Member
    from PNW

    yes, and he's telling the truth! :D
     
  26. Duck
    Joined: Aug 1, 2001
    Posts: 254

    Duck
    Member
    from Pasco, WA

    I got mine yesterday, the cardboard read:

    "Old cars suck!
    Honda's rule!
    Hot rods drool!"

    Made me laugh.

    -Duck
     
  27. bigken
    Joined: Jul 7, 2005
    Posts: 2,788

    bigken
    Member

    "Redeem for 1 free backrub, compliments of Kustom Builder. BTW - He doesn't use his hands.... Ask Mongo"

    You guys had WAAAY to much fun, and too much to drink. Glad I got mine.
     
  28. bcarlson
    Joined: Jul 21, 2005
    Posts: 935

    bcarlson
    Member

    From the sounds of it, if that's all you got, you should feel lucky... :D

    The calendar rocks, my cardboard was blank... (kinda like my mind)

    Ben
     
  29. mikew
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 194

    mikew
    Member

    Mine said "Fathack thinks you have a nice ass"


    kinda creepy...:eek:

    Mike
     
  30. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,594

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    Mine says something about a Lincoln being for sale, that it's really gay, $15k and a phone number. I may have some drunk dialing fun this weekend....
     

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