Calender cardboard messages... let me hear them!

C'mere.

Turn around.

Put both hands on the table, and I'll show ya.

 

Mine was blank... no traces of scrotal contact, nuthin'

Just the way I like it.

Thanks GMB's!

 

...that you know of.

DNA is some tricky stuff...

 

Looks like yours might be scratch n' sniff....

 

did he say "DNA is some sticky stuff" ???

 

I am glad that everyone is having fun with the messages, and to think, some people think fortune cookies are greatest.....

 

"For a Greaser-Rific Super-Lubed-Up Back-Rub, call George (248) 798-8731"

George didn't answer and I was about to leave a message when Mama Rash said, "Hey, what if they just wrote numbers out of the phone book?"

Can you imagine getting a voice mail from an Okie named Rashy wanting to know about his "Greaser-Rific Super-Lubed-Up Back-Rub?

 

No - them are real phone numbers of folks who are really fond of y'all...

 

that is what I was going to say... bad part is I'm pretty sure Flathead Pete and Hot Rod to Hell had mine....

 

My wonderful, yet sicko girlfriend dreamed that beautiful visual up.....We have yet to be successful in extracting the gerbil. hahaha

 

I got my cardboard today along with my calendars. Great job everyone, Thank You, you're all nuckin futs

 

" Who wants a mustache ride? " is what i found.

My wife saw it when she came home and ask " Does this have anything to do with you having a handlebar mustache?" very curiously.
My reply " No, I'm innocent".
Now she is REALLY concerned about all the time i spend on here and whats going on.

Great calendar, love it.

 

well......that's a bit harsh but then again my car is not supercharged so that would make it naturally aspirated.....so I guess it does suck!

 

"Call Matt - He'll take care of ALL your needs."

I'm almost tempted to call that number...or not.

Awesome calandar, thanks to all involved in getting these out to us!

 

Trust me, the numbers are real...

...and no, I am not into "butt play" so STOP CALLING! all you perverts.

Thanks a lot 62Wagon. Rat Bastard.

 

Got mine today. The wife told me my friends are "homos", but she said to say HI back.

 

You must have gotten one marked up by one of the "metrosexual" among us otherwise "GMB's"....the witch hunt is on now....Denise?!?!?!?!?!? We have a traitor in our midst!

 

I got my HAMB calender today and the local book store finally put out The Rodder's Journal No. 34. I'm a happy boy. But I want to thank the Lick Skillet post office for folding the calender to get it in my mailbox. I know how rough it is to get out of your mail truck on a nice 65 degree December day and put a large envelope between the screen door and front door.

I now know someone on here is a midget lover. And I thought I was a sicko.

 

LMAO. GMB is that why amateur wrestling is so popular in Michigan. I went to Flint for a visit and they were trying to show me the "moves"

 

"I Heart nopi tunervision"


How did ya'll figure out my true passion, fart cans and all!

AWESOME CALENDER!!!!!!!!
Is it too late to order another? I'll be away from my computer til Monday. If possible, save one for me, PLEASE. Need it for a friend. Will pay on monday. Thanks, David

A BIG, BIG THANKS to the GMBs, Ryan and ALL that did the calender.

 

OOOPS, when i pull head out, i am amazed by what i see. I ordered 2 more of these great calenders just by checking out the calender post. Incredible, ain't it? Hope they make it by Christmas.

 

yes, and he's telling the truth!

 

I got mine yesterday, the cardboard read:

"Old cars suck!
Honda's rule!
Hot rods drool!"

Made me laugh.

-Duck

 

"Redeem for 1 free backrub, compliments of Kustom Builder. BTW - He doesn't use his hands.... Ask Mongo"

You guys had WAAAY to much fun, and too much to drink. Glad I got mine.

 

From the sounds of it, if that's all you got, you should feel lucky...

The calendar rocks, my cardboard was blank... (kinda like my mind)

Ben

 

Mine said "Fathack thinks you have a nice ass"


kinda creepy...

Mike

 

Mine says something about a Lincoln being for sale, that it's really gay, $15k and a phone number. I may have some drunk dialing fun this weekend....