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Calender cardboard messages... let me hear them!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Thirdyfivepickup, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. Plowboy
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
    Posts: 4,278

    Plowboy
    Member

    "That Gerbil Feels Good in There"
     
  2. HotRodDrummer
    Joined: Dec 10, 2002
    Posts: 1,827

    HotRodDrummer
    Member


    HAAAAHAAHAHHAAHA Oh my...!!!hahaa:eek:


    Proud to be a G.M.B.
     
  3. RichB
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
    Posts: 41

    RichB
    Member

    mine said " You sure do got a purdy mouth "

    Love the Calender. Thanks to everyone.
     
  4. SilentMind415
    Joined: Feb 20, 2006
    Posts: 330

    SilentMind415
    Member
    from Stockton

    An alliance member with 1 post who bought a Calender.....wow :eek:
     
  5. Nik
    Joined: Nov 12, 2005
    Posts: 584

    Nik
    Member



    Mmmmerrrraaaarr....... ppfftt pppfffftttt........

    Good to see the love is still here.:D

    Nik
     
  6. RedHeadSled
    Joined: Mar 5, 2006
    Posts: 79

    RedHeadSled
    Member

    nice job everybody they look great,received my two today(one for me other for a friend) not sure I want to give other away.one for home one for work.
     
  7. KustomLincolnLady
    Joined: Oct 17, 2003
    Posts: 1,030

    KustomLincolnLady
    Member

    :p Plowboy, you had to have the best one yet!!!!!!!!! LMAO
    who ever wrote that needs to stand up and accounted for, lol

    Mine said "To Think - This cardboard was used for our naked twister party - just 2 weeks ago " :eek:

    and they didn't even invite the HAMB :(
     
  8. dabirdguy
    Joined: Jun 23, 2005
    Posts: 2,404

    dabirdguy
    Member Emeritus

    I got a want ad....:
    "Nothing says Merry chritmas
    Like a
    Kick ASS
    Pimpin-Lincold
    Call Denise
    $500"

    I'm calling Dibs! Well, mebbe....

    Glenn
     
  9. My first order had "Nothing says I love you like a GMB stuffed calendar,"...I'll just pretend it was Denise.

    Bryan
     
  10. scrapmetalart
    Joined: Mar 29, 2004
    Posts: 161

    scrapmetalart
    Member
    from DAYTON

    "BALL LICKERS UNITE"

    That is love...
     
  11. Mad-Lad
    Joined: Jul 2, 2005
    Posts: 734

    Mad-Lad
    Member
    from California


    Awsome.
     
  12. Rix2Six
    Joined: Jun 24, 2003
    Posts: 806

    Rix2Six
    Member
    from So. Cal.

    I got "Love from Mithigan"
     
  13. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    Roadstar sure has soft hands

    Don't quite know what to make of that?

    B:confused:B
     
  14. DeucePhaeton
    Joined: Sep 10, 2003
    Posts: 1,013

    DeucePhaeton
    Member

    Mine was blank. snif~ I'm unloved too. Kinda unknown too.
     
  15. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,485

    flatheadpete
    Member
    from Burton, MI

    Ah...good times. I had major writer's cramp after doin' those.
     
  16. mine said "no he ain't" Now I going nuts trying to figure out what I'm not. Carlg:confused: ...and how they know.
     
  17. chuckspeed
    Joined: Sep 13, 2005
    Posts: 1,643

    chuckspeed
    Member

    I love you.

    And your grandpa - he's HOTT!

    this was definitely in a female hand; I 'm takin the cardboard in the bathroom here inna couplea minits to umm...admire the graceful curve of the letters.
     
  18. 40mel
    Joined: May 24, 2006
    Posts: 77

    40mel
    Member
    from SoCal

    I didn't look at the cardboard, almost threw it away, maybe I should have. Here's mine.
     

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  19. tommy
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 14,757

    tommy
    Member Emeritus

    Quote...

    "Hot Rod Drummer thinks you look like a girl, an he has his eyes on you"

    Hot rod drummer needs help and glasses. I had to go find it to look for the note.
     
  20. MIGHTY
    Joined: Sep 18, 2006
    Posts: 448

    MIGHTY
    Member

    Mine says FOR HOT BUTT PLAY CALL 248-591-6286
    if this is your number & you are hott please post some pics of your butt!
     
  21. dirt
    Joined: Oct 26, 2005
    Posts: 908

    dirt
    Member

    here is what mine said.

    GWM Seeks short(ie-midget)
    Grubby, preferably italian or irish
    transvestite for long walks on
    the beach, bird watching, and
    Sweaty Man loving.
    call 810-423-9554
    if interested

    i was laughing out loud uncontrolably when i read it. then of course i started looking for the phone. j/k
     
  22. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,485

    flatheadpete
    Member
    from Burton, MI

    So, uh....are ya Italian or Irish? I'm gonna have to change my number now!!....Seriously, call the #'s and have a chat. You'll prolly meet some cool people. BTW...that' not mine.
     
  23. dirt
    Joined: Oct 26, 2005
    Posts: 908

    dirt
    Member

    nope, im pretty much the total opposite of what the "ad" is looking for. not italian,irish,or a midget. oh well, maybe i can make a love connection on next years calender.:D
     
  24. Retrorod
    Joined: Jan 25, 2006
    Posts: 2,034

    Retrorod
    Member

    I got mine yesterday.............awesome calendar!!!! I think I'll take the cardboard out of the frame I put it in and take a few pictures! Yeah....I framed the cardboard.

    Thanks GMB!!!! Denise, you are awesome.
     
  25. Malcolm
    Joined: Feb 9, 2006
    Posts: 8,036

    Malcolm
    Member
    from Nebraska

    The calendar is great! Thanks to all who worked on this project.

    My cardboard:
    "GMB Tea Bag Exchange"

    Funny! :D

    Malcolm
     
  26. johnnykck
    Joined: Dec 22, 2005
    Posts: 1,025

    johnnykck
    Member

    "GMB meat packers, local 876"


    Sounds like you guys and gals where having way to much fun!
     
  27. 53burb
    Joined: Jun 25, 2004
    Posts: 2,822

    53burb
    Member

    Mine says, "you da man"! How did they know that? J/K. I am still waiting for mine to show up so I can let all of ya know if I got a special note. KNUX!
     
  28. this thread sounds like the list of potentioal clients for a "non solicited pornography" class action suit.
    takin names and addresses , photo evidence and the degree of pain suffered.


    all this cardboard talk will bring stinky(stab)aka f...er bttp

    paperdog
     
  29. fur biscuit
    Joined: Jul 22, 2005
    Posts: 7,831

    fur biscuit
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    i obviously got the wrong one, cause fur biscuit is not to be found anywere near:

    "tranny midget porn..."

    [​IMG][/IMG]
     
  30. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
    Member

    Hey Biscuit, use the other "tag" in Photobucket, the last one, it says for "message boards" instead of the one you used and the actual photo will show up in your post instead of the link.;)

    These are all GREAT. I hadn't heard or seen even a fraction of these. The GMB Tagging Department did an awesome job!:D
     

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