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Calender cardboard messages... let me hear them!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Thirdyfivepickup, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 6,093


    I didn't get to help deface innocent cardboard at the calendar stuffing party. (I was too busy doing actual work... :) ) I did hear some that were pretty damn funny. I also heard I was the subject of some of them. :mad::)

    So let's hear what the cardboard crew had to say. Keep any spelling errors as written, because I know there will be some.

    Again, PM me if you are thouroughly disgusted by what was written and I'll get you Flathead Pete's cell phone number so you can discuss it... :)

    oh, and by the way.... if you haven't already:

  2. "The GMB's want YOU! (in more ways than you think) "

    I was feelin' the love today, yessir!
    The calendar's tight too :)

    You get a new lampshade Mikey? :D
  3. blktopbandit
    Joined: Jul 6, 2005
    Posts: 809


    my carboard was blank. not sure if i'm happy or sad...

    thanks for the hard work. calendar is awesome.
  4. Mule Farmer
    Joined: Jun 1, 2005
    Posts: 1,508

    Mule Farmer
    from Holland MI

    Ill do you like my best freinds wife

    and a Phone number

  5. 47bob
    Joined: Oct 28, 2005
    Posts: 625


    Mine Read "THIS IS NOT GAY PORN" I'm sure glad the queens next door didn't get my mail., they'd have sent it back.
  6. tomcat46
    Joined: Aug 15, 2005
    Posts: 387


    " Baaah...

    This public service
    provided by the

    I'll remember that when I meet you guys on the salt flats.:D

  7. retro54
    Joined: Apr 1, 2004
    Posts: 736

    from PA

    mine was funny enough.. here's a photo... thanks to everyone who works so hard to get these out for us...

    and I think if we can match the handwriting that the author's membership should be questioned...;)

    Attached Files:

  8. Rozzi
    Joined: Jan 24, 2006
    Posts: 160


    Got my two calendars in the mail today...the cardboard speaks.......

    G - Ginormous
    M - Man Hole
    B - Beads
  9. jerry
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,473


    I got "Cardboard Makes Me Wet"!

    Thanks to all that put out the effort to create and distribute this traditoin!

  10. Stu
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 970


    someone from GMB has the cure for anal itch
  11. "Help me please!!! I am being held against my will and forced to "stuff" much more than calenders. Please contact the authorities and send help. I am at...Oh shit, here they come..."

    The calendar looks great by the way.
  12. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 6,093


    What? That old thing? Naah... just a loaner.:D
  13. "Next year...The 1st Annual Naked GMB Car Wash. Mark you're new calendar. (next year's calendar is Gonna ROCK!)

    -Looks like a girl's handwriting, BTW. Denise!!!!!!???!!
  14. Mine said...... FOR SALE: YOUR MOM.

    I wasn't sure what to say at first but it did make me laugh:)
  15. Moparhead
    Joined: Dec 2, 2006
    Posts: 236


    Great calendar and thanks for all the hard work.Priority mail and NO wrinkles. Mine said-----"Built with pride by Boyd Now this
    cardboard is gonna cost $25,000"
  16. gtnrkix
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
    Posts: 709


    Mine had comments about Village People, Wham and Liberace. Great calender!!
  17. SilentMind415
    Joined: Feb 20, 2006
    Posts: 330

    from Stockton

  18. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,764


    I can honestly say nope, I was too busy deligating duties.:D

    I won't say who it was, if in fact it was a gal BUT you might have met her at the HCP if you were there. Then again, you know those GMB boys do have some feminine qualities.;)
  19. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    I'm feeling unloved...blank cardboard.

    ...wait, maybe it's invisible ink! ;)
  20. mojo273
    Joined: Mar 30, 2006
    Posts: 394

    Member Emeritus

    "Cock the other white meat"
    uhmmmmmmmm Delicious

    "I meant chicken pervert!!"

    What?!?!?!?!:D :eek:

    Thanks go out to the cardboard crew...............
  21. Mine said, "We are watching you". Looks like I'll be beefing up security soon. :p
  22. Scooterville
    Joined: Nov 7, 2004
    Posts: 3,966

    1. Maryland HAMBers

    "Eat more beets"
  23. mine said "I heart scat" did they know?!?!?!

    poop it's what for dinner...........:)
  24. sololobo
    Joined: Aug 23, 2006
    Posts: 8,314


    mine said "Daddy's little secret makes my butt hurt" You friggin sicko's are a scream, I saw the post of the stuffin party and couyldn't wait to see the calendar, but also if it had a message! The H.A.M.B bowling was a riot, the Queen of H.A.M.B. rules again. Thanks to all of you to make this thing go out. Calendar is soooo awesome, I'm carefully dismantling mine and displaying all at once on my hotrod wall in my store. One of our Omaha home boys, Dan Olson's flamed fab. 37 Ford is Jan. To Cool!!Sololobo
  25. pimpin paint
    Joined: May 31, 2005
    Posts: 4,937

    pimpin paint
    from so cal


    Um, some questions have come up. Please answer to the voices
    in my head if you will...........

    Does "Stinky the Bum" really live in Michigan and not Texas?

    Is "Stinky the Bum" now, or has he ever been an operative of
    the HAMB?

    And.......was the HAMB 2.7 calender really the end use for the
    cardboard "Stinky the Bum" appropriated from Ryan on the
    street, that fateful day in Austin?

    The calender really rocks!!!

    " there is in manufacturing, a creative joy that only poets are
    supposed to know. Someday I'd like to show a poet how it
    feels to design and build a railroad locomotive."
    Walter P. Chrysler
  26. [​IMG]

    You gotta love it!!!!:D
  27. Hat Man
    Joined: Oct 12, 2005
    Posts: 367

    Hat Man
    from Omaha, NE

  28. "Call me gay but... unicorns kick ass!!"

    Calender looks great. Thanks to everyone involved.
    Joined: Aug 19, 2002
    Posts: 1,966

    HAMB O'dex Editor

    i made little race cars from my poop VAROOM!!!!


    need to lose weight? bulimia worked for me
  30. ratstar
    Joined: Feb 22, 2005
    Posts: 1,313


    LMAO at all of these comments. I dont think any other group than the GMB's could be so random!

    I'm still waiting on mine, I think they musta just stuffed it in with all the diapers. Still cant wait to get it!

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