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Best way to get it up - the driveway.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by kursed56, Dec 26, 2012.

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  1. VoodooTwin
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    1. How about a really big sail and mast bolted to the bumper, then wait for a big-ass wind?

    2. Screw the garage, park it at the curb and work on it there. Don't forget to wear flip-flops while doing so.
     
  2. black 62
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    i still think there should be a way to work a fat girl into this equation--might not need the viagra---use as a counterweight on the anchored pull---have her push you steer--etc...solves a lot of problems when utilized properly
     
  3. mashed
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    Here's the best way IMO
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  4. black 62
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    i may have to rethink this whole fat girl thing....yikes!
     
  5. Leevon
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    Grease the driveway, works every time.
     
  6. Ester Eddie
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    Fat girl ?Where?:confused:
     
  7. pinkynoegg
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  8. Ester Eddie
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    Mashed that really is a grand idea .They come in all different colors.


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  9. Now ya talking !!!!!!! :)
     
  10. Model T1
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    Same answer I get when I go to Harbor Freight. Wife says I can't have one!
     
  11. Model T1
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    Get her to help and we'll all come and push that ole Ford in the garage.
     
  12. black 62
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    count me in.....
     
  13. I'm there too! Actually I just felt left out not having posted on this thread! I say round up the stray cats In The neighborhood and harness them to the car, a little catnip and in the garage it goes!!
     
  14. GTOMUSTANG
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    around here, tripA won't bother with a car in the driveway...they even cancelled my mom's friend's account b/c she called for flat tires (1966 Mopar 4dr, wish I had gotten the Poly318 before the son killed it with column-drop burnouts) just too often for their tastes.

    I used to rent a place w/ an uphill driveway...on a main street. created a wooden crash barrier to stop the car we pushed up midmorning when traffic was light. didn't go fast, so the barrier didn't need to be much, and could push it the final few feet into place. luckily the local barney fife was elsewhere in town.
     
  15. cornbinder52
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    I have a similar problem, but it is less of a slope. The drive in front of the garage is about two inches lower than the floor of the garage creating a lip for the garage door to seal. It is great for keeping out water and mice, but hard yo push out inoperable vehicles alone. I got a tie down loop on a plate and use a coffin hoist (come a long) to get it over the hump.


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  16. myron h
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    put a couple of old tires on chain and chain it to a push car so it will push it and when you get it inplace it will stop by the chain then block the tires unhook the chain and get to work good luck
     
  17. 31speedster
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    I'm with Eddie. Tires on the front bumper of a big truck and push it up
     
  18. Make sure you take a video of this move. Could make you famous.
     
  19. Deuces
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    Wow, 12 pages of this garbage????...:rolleyes::D
     
  20. iammarvin
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    May be the best way..........but now I just want to stand back and watch!
    13 here we come!!!!!
     
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  21. Are we there yet?
     
  22. wsdad
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    You could harness 1000 chattering teeth toys to the front bumper.

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    Edit: Could be dangerous if you fell unconscious in front of the herd.
     
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  23. 12 pages of instructions and no results? One of them HAD to work....
     
  24. We better get a picture of it in the garage after all this!!
     
  25. Maybe he tried suggestion / post #50 and got a better idea. Yes you will look.
     
  26. black 62
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  27. VoodooTwin
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    Maybe he sold the car.
     
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