Best of 2005, Hot Rod Chicks!

Here is my short list. You are all welcome to add your favorites as well...






















This is just thrown in there for pure comedy...anyone remember this it Viva?



All Images © Copyright Matthew Schreiber 2005

 

I've got a Red Bow fetish............

 

ok,,, i need to visit the toilet fer a minute. . .

 

Wow! So what yer saying is that to be a HOTROD CHICK, all I have to do is show my ass on someone else's car?


Where do I turn my tools in? Get in line boys, I've got a couple of Pontiac's going to auction..........I'm gunna be a HOTROD CHICK!

 

Don't throw your back out!!!!!!

 

i'll buy one if you pose on my car. . .

 

mine is pre thrown...

 

for the most part, yes

sadly.

 

Did I leave off the AGAIN?

 

you guys ever listen to K-Billys super sounds of the 70s?

 

hehe yea

 

can you hear me?

 

I didn't need to see that naked dude in the pool. WTF?

 

Can you hear me? Can you hear me runnin?

 

the path of the rightious man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men

blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is TRULY his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children

and I will strike down upon thee with GREAT VENGEANCE and FUUUUURIOUS ANGER, THOSE who attempt to POISON, and DESTROY my brothers

and you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee

---Jules Winfield

I dont tip because society says I have to. if she really puts forth the effort, then i'll give her something extra, but this tipping automatically, its for the birds.

and this non college bullshit youre giving me, ive got one thing to say, learn to fuckin type, cause if youre expecting me to help out with the rent youre in for a big surprise.

---Mr. Pink

 

Oh are dee ee ell ell... are oh bee bee eye ee...

 

I loved that line in Pulp Fiction...but how bout them 'not-really-but-we're-calling-them-Hot-Rod-Chicks-anyway' Hot Rod Chicks?

 

whoops, forgot what I was doing.

those are ok too!

 

You sucked my heart dry
Now Im taking what is mine
Lie upon lie
No more no hurting crimes
Whats left
Is for you to cry oh cry
You sealed my heart with a kiss
Now I'm taking what it needs

Eye for an eye
No longer will I cry
Im taking back what is mine

the horror pops

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How bout you not and lie to your friends and say you did so they'll THINK yer cool? Because personally, I think yer an asshat.

 

hair or ear?

 

ear hair?

 

i could have sworn i saw a poetry thread somewhere on the HAMB...

 

Ever licked an eyeball? Man that's weird............

So it's a typo! It's late dangit!

 

ever had a tongue in your belly button?

 

And then some!................lint's a mean mutha.

 

Not lately - whatta ya doing later

 

from the inside?

MUHAHAHAHAHA

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Oi Fiddy! You got yourself a man date there honey!