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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by scrap metal 48, Dec 21, 2017.

  1. LOL Dammit Dave was his screen name. :D I liked that guy.

    I personally think that my sig is the best, unless of course it offends someone then think becomes know. ;)
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  2. I was a lurker here on the H. A. M. B. for years before I joined in with an user name and alliance membership. It was scary times back then, with the committed members making sure the new arrivals were true hot rod hoodlums! I went back into the old archives and found out about this message boards true beginnings. That is where I found my BEST HAMB SIGNATURE, GERM is not on here much any more, yet I like his contributions to the H. A. M. B. a lot ! The signature --- LOATHE a LOVE you LOST, with the LUST of another LOLLIE.... - Germ
    P. S. The more beers consumed, the more the above GERM wording sequence makes sense.
  3. jvo
    Joined: Nov 11, 2008
    Posts: 216


    Stole mine from a friend of mine about 4 decades ago.
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  4. tred
    Joined: Mar 20, 2003
    Posts: 2,327


    aw damn, i miss GERM.
    so articulate, so outspoken.
    hey prototype, look into who GERM is, if you liked him on here, you really like what else you find.
  5. silent rick
    Joined: Nov 7, 2002
    Posts: 3,946

    silent rick

    have love, will travel

    mine is my personal ad
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  6. scrap metal 48
    Joined: Sep 6, 2009
    Posts: 5,767

    scrap metal 48

    Hey jvo, I like your signature alot....
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  7. scrap metal 48
    Joined: Sep 6, 2009
    Posts: 5,767

    scrap metal 48

    Hey jvo, I think that line will be fitting to use with some of my car buddies....
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  8. Unfortunately I live by mine all to often
    "To properly torque a bolt tighten it up till it breaks then back it off 1/4 turn"
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  9. TagMan
    Joined: Dec 12, 2002
    Posts: 5,966


    For the frugal:

    "Mind your pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves"
  10. 55Belairretrorod
    Joined: May 2, 2013
    Posts: 72

    from Australia

    Pretty sure I've seen both of these on here.
    "Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference"
    and "Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience"
    I also like the Slinky one. Sad but true.
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  11. twenty gallons
    Joined: Jun 7, 2010
    Posts: 444

    twenty gallons

    a little long, but old-timers will know...
  12. uncleandy 65
    Joined: Jan 14, 2013
    Posts: 514

    uncleandy 65

    I saw this bumper sticker at bike week one year. It said, I'm so miserable with out her, it's like having her here.
  13. NWRacing
    Joined: Aug 29, 2010
    Posts: 124


    "You can polish shit to a high luster but it will still stink and it will always be shit.
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  14. I also like Beeno's line - "No man crosses a chasm in two jumps" HRP
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  15. Dave Mc
    Joined: Mar 8, 2011
    Posts: 1,894

    Dave Mc

    " No matter where you go , There you Are "
  16. flyboy89
    Joined: Oct 6, 2010
    Posts: 400

    from So. Cal.

    I said to Dad: You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit!
    Dad says: sure you can, it just wouldn't taste very good.
  17. A Boner
    Joined: Dec 25, 2004
    Posts: 5,329

    A Boner

    Does anyone remember the one Bobbleed used to use a few years ago? It was something like "We've had may years to refine the traditional look!" Always thought that was very true, seeing as though there were many "sort of weird" things done back in the day, that aren't being copied now.....just the stuff that with stood the test of time.
  18. Russco
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 4,086

    from Central IL

    Mine is a Katherine Hepburn quote
    "Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
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  19. edcodesign
    Joined: Mar 30, 2007
    Posts: 3,707


    I made this one up. Don't spread butter with a machette !

    Get it ?
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  20. dan c
    Joined: Jan 30, 2012
    Posts: 1,968

    dan c

    in "true grit," the texas ranger's line was "you've done nothing when you've bested a fool!"
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  21. John Starr
    Joined: Sep 14, 2016
    Posts: 95

    John Starr

    A mechanical engineer and custom chopper builder I met loved to say “Nobody has the time to do it right, but everybody seems to have the time to do it over again.”
  22. After listening to a quite lengthy dissertation on the “meaning of life” by this guy. My buddy looks at me straight faced, and say’s “ I think the Suitcase isn’t Big Enough for the trip He’s on!!!. Now that’s funny right there!

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  23. Lyrics from one of my favorites. “Baby baby don’t put my love on the shelf” She said “DON’T tell me no lies and keep your Hands to your self” —- the Georgia Satellites

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  24. @Lothiandon 1940, is that “Circus” similar to being a couple bricks shy of a Full load?

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  25. rnscustom
    Joined: Dec 2, 2017
    Posts: 32


    One is seen on practical machinest that I liked was " Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most " if no one has it here I would like to use it .
  26. mopar57
    Joined: Apr 24, 2012
    Posts: 72


    Keep your head up get your bread up.
  27. Kustomkid
    Joined: Nov 21, 2010
    Posts: 510

    from Montana

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  28. 6-bangertim
    Joined: Oct 3, 2011
    Posts: 366

    from California

    This thread prompted me to add the signature I've used for my email. I just can't recall if I saw it somewhere or created it myself...
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  29. cheap-n-dirty
    Joined: Jan 28, 2002
    Posts: 696


  30. Dave Mc
    Joined: Mar 8, 2011
    Posts: 1,894

    Dave Mc

    " to argue with a fool , proves there are 2 "
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