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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by scrap metal 48, Dec 21, 2017.

  1. dan c
    Joined: Jan 30, 2012
    Posts: 2,156

    dan c
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    YOU SUM BITCH! WHY AIN'T YOUR GUN LOADED???

    but, daddy, my gun is too heavy when the bullets are in it... Scan0001.jpg
     
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  2. DDDenny
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
    Posts: 13,812

    DDDenny
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    from oregon

    Not at all what I thought it meant!
     
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  3. Sporty45
    Joined: Jun 1, 2015
    Posts: 847

    Sporty45
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    from NH Boonies

    I use that one in a motorcycle forum! :D
     
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  4. I'll go with the flow, still don't think I am tough,lol.
     
  5. Chainsaw chipper
    Joined: Nov 29, 2007
    Posts: 191

    Chainsaw chipper
    Member
    from Illinois

    Not mine but a favorite is from John Wayne,life is really hard but it's harder when your stupid
     
  6. I had that on the bottom of my laser engraved sign for my 29 model A roadster, love it.
    pics 176.jpg
     
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  7. hrm2k
    Joined: Oct 2, 2007
    Posts: 3,695

    hrm2k
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Todd " Breeder " Reed
    any place she lets me
     
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  8. “Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.” Parris Island 1968.


    Sent from my iPad using H.A.M.B.
     
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  9. My Friend’s Dad would always give us words to live by: My favorite was “To soon old, to late Smart”. Man how I miss that guy. This site brings back a lot of Memories.


    Sent from my iPad using H.A.M.B.
     
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  10. My bench tech has a saying - I can fix what stupid did - I just can't fix stupid !
     
  11. scrap metal 48
    Joined: Sep 6, 2009
    Posts: 6,073

    scrap metal 48
    Member

    I like that^^^ and your signature too...
     
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  12. I've often borrowed a line from Meatloaf, "There ain't no Coupe deVille hiding at the bottom of the Cracker Jack box.":)
     
  13. J. A. Miller
    Joined: Dec 30, 2010
    Posts: 1,410

    J. A. Miller
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from Central NY

    An old mentor of mine used to say "Remember, half the people you know are below average". I never dared ask him where he thought I was.
     
  14. Another of my favorites: "Gambling isn't a problem until you're losing.":D
     
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  15. TagMan
    Joined: Dec 12, 2002
    Posts: 6,051

    TagMan
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    Two of my favorites:

    "Man plans, God laughs"

    "Luck is better than skill, in EVERY instance"
     
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  16. ^^^^Your Clint Eastwood quote is out standing as well^^^^^^^
     
  17. juan motime
    Joined: Sep 14, 2017
    Posts: 42

    juan motime
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    Here ya go.....
     
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  18. Haven't seen it in awhile, but it's an old Joanie Mitchell lyric; "You don't know what you've got til it's gone..."
     
  19. toml24
    Joined: Sep 23, 2009
    Posts: 1,568

    toml24
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    Around 1970 or so, there was a whole lot of real bad shit going on everywhere and it was very difficult to get away from it all and just chill out for a couple hours. I found an escape on Sunday nights at Ascot Park Gardena, CA with the Figure-8 races. My mom would dump me off at the front gate in the late afternoon and I would bring just enough money to get in and buy a bag of popcorn and a soft drink. As I was enjoying the refreshments the Figure-8's would come out for wheel packing and from the Press Box someone would always put on a record of Creedence Clearwater Revival and it would blair over the public address system. It was a very soothing experience. Nothing was happening but good music was being played and it was an ideal time to forget all the crap that was happening on earth. So, when I think of Ascot Park, I also think of CCR, the vintage stock cars, and those peaceful Sunday nights from long ago.
     
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  20. Bubba1955
    Joined: Jul 8, 2013
    Posts: 463

    Bubba1955
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    My signature is something my wise, old Dad used to say...
     
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  21. My next one might be:............".Sometimes my life is just one tent short of a circus!"...:)
     
  22. WTF really
    Joined: Jul 9, 2017
    Posts: 1,248

    WTF really
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.
     
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  23. scrap metal 48
    Joined: Sep 6, 2009
    Posts: 6,073

    scrap metal 48
    Member

    I like her;; I mean it...
     
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  24. juan motime
    Joined: Sep 14, 2017
    Posts: 42

    juan motime
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    What he said!!
     
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  25. WTF really
    Joined: Jul 9, 2017
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    WTF really
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Boy that reminds me of a naughty but good one.
     
  26. WOODEYE
    Joined: Feb 21, 2010
    Posts: 333

    WOODEYE
    Member

    "Don't try and make something out of something that ain't something"
     
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  27. Sting Ray
    Joined: Mar 24, 2012
    Posts: 937

    Sting Ray
    Member

    "I once thought I made a mistake but found out I was wrong".
     
  28. Sting Ray
    Joined: Mar 24, 2012
    Posts: 937

    Sting Ray
    Member

    "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong".
     
  29. 42˚18'N 83˚09'W
    Joined: Jul 29, 2008
    Posts: 148

    42˚18'N 83˚09'W
    Member

    A couple I have always liked...
    "There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action" author unknown
    "There is nothing worse than a bad idea whose time has come" author E.E. Hazard
    An old jump school saying was "Two things fall from the sky... Bird shit and fools" author unknown
    And lastly someone on the HAMB used this gem. "Slam 3 bottles of Nyquil and you'll sleep like a wino"
     
  30. Budget36
    Joined: Nov 29, 2014
    Posts: 4,312

    Budget36
    Member

    Gotta be Jim Sibley's...something like "I wish I could build HotRods all day and stack them out back like firewood".

    I smile every time I read that.
     
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