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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by scrap metal 48, Dec 21, 2017.

  1. henryj1951
    Joined: Sep 23, 2012
    Posts: 2,307

    henryj1951
    Member
    from USA

    "The more you know, the more you have to do"
     
  2. Mine doesn't need explanation,but I must give credit to Grace Slick for the last line.
    Lots of good ones up above.
     
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  3. Mine just reminded me of back in the day fast hot rod builds that had nothing to do with aerodynamics. Thanks to Enzo!
     
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  4. i.rant
    Joined: Nov 23, 2009
    Posts: 2,630

    i.rant
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from Illinois
    1. 1940 Ford

    I think mine came from an ad I saw in Rolling Stone Magazine in the early 70’s, or did it? o_O
    Really can’t remember,I know at the time it was words to live by :D:rolleyes::cool:
     
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  5. My just reflects upon how as an old curmudgeon, I don't like the new technology taking over my life.
     
  6. Mine came from, who knows where... I change it around now and then.
     
  7. I was at a car show and this guy pulled in looking for a parking spot and yelled out, "WHERE DO I PARK? MY WIFE DIDN'T COME WITH ME TODAY!" :D:rolleyes:
     
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  8. Good Source, that's where mine came from. Seemed appropriate for some builds, mine included
     
  9. I only get complaints that it doesn't work.......
     
  10. scrap metal 48
    Joined: Sep 6, 2009
    Posts: 5,703

    scrap metal 48
    Member

    You're right^^.. I tried clicking and it didn't work....
     
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  11. old man hal
    Joined: Jun 21, 2017
    Posts: 89

    old man hal
    Member

    Don’t let your alligator mouth overload your parakeet ass


    Sent from my iPad using H.A.M.B.
     
  12. ckdesigns
    Joined: Jan 21, 2004
    Posts: 603

    ckdesigns
    Member
    from Ogden,Utah

    Mine is from a plaque on the dash my friend's '36.

    I like it so much I painted in on the back bumper of my motorhome.
     
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  13. Never2low
    Joined: Jan 14, 2008
    Posts: 1,104

    Never2low
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    Mine isn't funny or thought provoking, but I liked the tangent (with this place) about the undeniable effects of the uninhibited spread of knowledge and ideas.
     
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  14. ... Reminds me of "MY WIFE DOES THE DRIVING ... I JUST STEER" ...
     
  15. mike bowling
    Joined: Jan 1, 2013
    Posts: 3,441

    mike bowling
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Just a few that come to mind:
    "I spent lots of money on cars, broads, and booze; the rest I just wasted"
    "I started out with nothing, and I've still got most of it"
    " I'm not a Technician, I'm a f#cking mechanic!"
     
  16. TerrytheK
    Joined: Sep 12, 2004
    Posts: 809

    TerrytheK
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  17. LTM75110
    Joined: Oct 16, 2006
    Posts: 519

    LTM75110
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    I think mine makes more sense now more than ever..."Everything is going too fast ,and not fast enough" Warren Oats aka "GTO" ..Two Lane Blacktop
     
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  18. "Push the Pickle " boat hand throttle reference ! lol
     
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  19. fordflambe
    Joined: Apr 9, 2007
    Posts: 412

    fordflambe
    Member

    "If you go fast, you don't have to look good.........If you look good, you don't have to go fast!

    Or as Daddy would coach me,

    "Son, in life, would you rather be a Smart Ass or a Dumb Ass?"
     
  20. fiftyv8
    Joined: Mar 11, 2007
    Posts: 4,857

    fiftyv8
    Member
    from CO & WA

    I like mine which was pretty much an accident.
    I took a simple digital photo of a 1933 Ford V8 truck badge resting it on a piece of old lumber and this is how it turned out.
    No photo shop or fancy tweaking.
    Taken in Boulder CO approx. 2007 from memory.
    Must have been that Rocky Mountain sunshine haze that made the difference....
     
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  21. 47ragtop
    Joined: Feb 8, 2007
    Posts: 621

    47ragtop
    Member

    Mine's not funny , just true .
     
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  22. woodbutcher
    Joined: Apr 25, 2012
    Posts: 3,153

    woodbutcher
    Member

    :D Hi 47ragtop.Mine too.
    Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
    Leo
     
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  23. Squablow
    Joined: Apr 26, 2005
    Posts: 14,000

    Squablow
    Member

    Somebody used to have "If it ain't broke, I can't afford it", I always liked that one, forgot whose it was though.
     
  24. I saw one on another forum that said, "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!"

    I thought that was fitting.
     
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  25. earlyford
    Joined: Dec 1, 2002
    Posts: 22

    earlyford
    Member

    That roadster in the shop isn't going to put itself together!

    Sent from my SM-T110 using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
  26. Harleyrds2
    Joined: Dec 25, 2016
    Posts: 10

    Harleyrds2

    My favorite is
    “Life is what happens, while you’re making other plans”.


    Sent from my iPhone using H.A.M.B.
     
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  27. Harleyrds2
    Joined: Dec 25, 2016
    Posts: 10

    Harleyrds2

    You can always count on American’s to do the right thing, after they’ve exhausted every other possible option!

    (some one from Britain)


    Sent from my iPhone using H.A.M.B.
     
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  28. saltflats
    Joined: Aug 14, 2007
    Posts: 9,662

    saltflats
    Member
    from Missouri

    I like my father in laws saying. "IT'S THESE OLD CLOTHES THAT MAKE ME LOOK DUMB"
    Not sure what I was drinking when I came up with mine.
     
  29. dan c
    Joined: Jan 30, 2012
    Posts: 1,938

    dan c
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    how about w.c. fields--"it was a woman who drove me to drink. never did thank her for it..."
     
  30. Donut Dave
    Joined: Jul 9, 2007
    Posts: 336

    Donut Dave
    Member

    Tig Welder: Just because you own one doesn’t mean you are one!
     
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