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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 17,707

    from Austin, TX
    Staff Member

    Last edited: Jan 12, 2012
  2. thark
    Joined: Jul 5, 2007
    Posts: 45

    from Oklahoma

    Looking forward to your reports. Enjoy!
  3. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,733


    Have a GREAT time Ryan. I've been Downunder twice and it is truely an AMAZING place. We'll hold down the fort here and be good.:cool:
  4. tommy
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 14,763

    Member Emeritus

    Aw shit it's bad enough that we tried to restart the civil war between the north and the south now we have to worry about an international incident.:D
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  5. I really do want to know if Blake is an attorney. ;)
  6. yep bat shit crazy!
  7. eddie1
    Joined: Jul 27, 2006
    Posts: 524


    Is Blake licensed to practice law in Australia? or anywhere else for that matter?
  8. Jeff Norwell
    Joined: Aug 20, 2003
    Posts: 12,437

    Jeff Norwell
    Staff Member

    Are you bringing your Diggereedoo?...... or at the very least,... brush up on Waltzing Matilda.
  9. silverdome
    Joined: Aug 23, 2007
    Posts: 452


    I hope that you are traveling on something a little more modern than the craft on the stamp from 1914. Although that looks like it would be a hoot to ride in. Have fun and safe travels.
  10. Slick Willy
    Joined: Aug 3, 2008
    Posts: 3,000

    Slick Willy

    Could you at least let us know if the toilets spin the other way when flushed!?!
  11. Van Dutch
    Joined: Nov 17, 2008
    Posts: 248

    Van Dutch

    Hope they don't have all these goddamn bats down there. Jesus, they sneak up on you when you least expect it. And they're getting bigger now too, the size of a small teradactyl...

    Safe travels. Stock on on supplies before you go, just be careful where you store the ether.

    Hey boss, you oughta stay in RHC Character the whole time. Freak people out.
  12. hotrd32
    Joined: May 16, 2007
    Posts: 3,272

    from WA

    When you send pics just remember your upside down!.......
  13. 1950ChevySuburban
    Joined: Dec 20, 2006
    Posts: 6,210

    Member Emeritus
    from Tucson AZ

    I'm more than jealous! You guys have fun and all that!
  14. belair
    Joined: Jul 10, 2006
    Posts: 7,004

    1. H.A.M.B. Chapel

    The usual request is "send lawyers, guns and money". At least you have lawyer. Is there gonzo vibe going on here?
  15. TheLogLady
    Joined: Jun 16, 2011
    Posts: 180


    Thoughts of a large Samoan lawyer crossed my mind.
    "I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear."
  16. Devin LaDawri
    Joined: Feb 2, 2009
    Posts: 19

    Devin LaDawri
    from detroit

  17. Enjoy and have fun, You must experience a drive-in bottle shop on a Friday arvo.:D So different to in the U.S.A.
  18. hombres ruin
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,238

    hombres ruin

    I was born and raised in melbourne ,australia.I came to the states 9 years ago.Let me tell you ryan,its damn expensive,i mean you wont believe the prices of stuff out there.Go look for a pair of dickes pants and you will find them for $110,no shit.Not alot of aborigines in melbourne ,well hardly none that live a traditonal lifestyle,they are all way up north.If you want to gamble you will have acess to the southern hemispheres biggest casino.You may come back addicted to vegemite!
  19. pwschuh
    Joined: Oct 27, 2008
    Posts: 2,035


    Everything about Australia is great except the week-long plane flight to get there (and back). Too bad we stopped pursuing supersonic passenger planes...
  20. RDR
    Joined: May 30, 2009
    Posts: 1,179


    enjoy! It's a fabulous place...and remember, those are mates...not pals...
  21. rodncustom
    Joined: Sep 24, 2007
    Posts: 1,314


    Be careful Ryan, my wifes cousin is Melbourne PD.
  22. flatoz
    Joined: May 11, 2003
    Posts: 3,064


    Good to see your coming for more than a few days. I hope you manage to mix up your time with car stuff and local tourist stuff, as there are some great things to do. If possible get out of the city and into the country and a few of the smaller towns as cities all over the world don't vary as much as the small towns do.

    guess I will see you at the run next week.

    and for gods sake stay away from VB!
  23. rustydeuce
    Joined: May 26, 2006
    Posts: 855


    You will have an absolute ball Ryan.

    The Aussies are totally good bastards and will provide you and Blake with one hell of a memory.

    Safe travels.
  24. Mr48chev
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
    Posts: 21,470


    Have a good time and write us a good story about it.
  25. oldandkrusty
    Joined: Oct 8, 2002
    Posts: 2,047


    There is no way on God's green earth that anyone not born and raised in Oz could ever learn to like Vegemite!!! It is the most evil, foul, awful tasting stuff one could ever put in their mouth. Just plain un-palatable. Yet, my Aussie pals always travel with an emergency, back-up supply of this crap, just in case they run out. They should be so lucky!

    Ryan, whatever you do, DO NOT put this evil stuff anywhere near your lips! Seriously. As far as your traveling attorney, we've already got enough of them here, so feed him a few of the little crackers laced with this shit and see how he reacts. Just saying...
  26. Kiwi Kev
    Joined: Apr 24, 2006
    Posts: 7,340

    Kiwi Kev

    Leave some Vegemite for the rest of us!
  27. Jeem
    Joined: Sep 12, 2002
    Posts: 5,886

    Alliance Vendor

    Say HI to the TUHMINATUH!!

    Oh, wrong place....
  28. 55olds88
    Joined: Jul 23, 2001
    Posts: 2,381


    Have a good time Ryan, the aussies are pretty damn good folks, their not Kiwi's but then we can't all be that lucky.....
  29. zep058
    Joined: Jan 9, 2007
    Posts: 599


    Terrible place, I don't see why you would want to go there.
  30. spot
    Joined: Jun 10, 2009
    Posts: 203

    from usa

    enjoy your trip. Looking forward to your posts and reports. I spent a month in Australia and made a lot of life long friends. Some of the nicest people on the plant live there. Remember just be nice.

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