Alright ladies and germs! This is auction numero DOS for this Senorita. So bid high and bid often.......so I feel appreciated. Today, I am offering up to the HOTROD gods, a VERY wise man.....JOHNNY WALKER. *His other brothers, Jack and Jim, they were too busy to participate. * Since my last auction revolved around booze, why should this be ANY different? An original whiskey crate, used to ship Mr. Walker from the depths of Scotland, to the warmth of your bellies! Sturdy and beautiful in person, sadly, it no longer has the whiskey. =] In condolence for it's obvious let down, I will be filling it with various HOTROD mags, from the 40s and 50s. These came from my personal stash........SO personal, that I pulled them out from under my bed! Don't worry, I cleared the body parts. If the auction reaches a SUBSTANTIAL amount of DINERO, for our over utilization of the HAMB bone, I will throw in several goodies that will be appreciated and loved by YOU! *Just ask my last satisfied customer!* Remember, this IS for the HAMB...........you use it, you abuse it, you best learn to lie to it and tell it you LOVE IT GIRL! Hahaha sounds like my dating life. Now for the diggity down low on the goods. Auction starts NOW and will end September 13th at 5pm PACIFIC time..........that way if it goes to a lucky bastard in the Bay Area, I can take it with me. =] Shipping will be paid by ME and will ship ANYWHERE in this flat world you like................SO you shady ass Aussies, I best hear some shout outs since our money's damn near dollar for dollar! Let the madness begin! Johnny---*some paint splats I MIGHT consider removing for you =]* The goods----
That's Harp's.........his solid black sister is Guinness. I'm sick................but not as sick as you! Ahhh Asian pussy anyone??
That's right! I'm a good deal baby!! Who's going to beat Breeder??? No not with a stick either! Unless he's willing to pay for that.
$100 bucks for the crate and mags. i dont normally pay directly for pussy, so i'll pass on that cool stuff. bring the bids on. -scott noteboom
Always have to put a qualifier in there, don't you? I'm as poor as this fellow so I can't bid but wish I could. So Todd, how much you cough up for a good old fashioned cat o'nine whippin'?
Gasp! DAVE! I was JUST saying, I know you would have to comment on the feline! What are YOU implying? *Giggle-snort* Kinda like that show "Are You Being Served" $110.00
i dunno mike....but all this pussy talk is clouding my judgement...... 115.00 hey im either goin to win brandys box or....well....you know!
yeah well, im not fallin for that bait girlie....whatcha take me for ...a chump....no sales pitch is goin to get me fired up! 130
I'm tellin ya right now all the extra shit that arrived in my killer ice chest i got from this very lady was just way too cool! I mean I got beer glasses, posters, old license plates and best of all VINTAGE PORN!!!!!!! Oh yeah and the killer one shot she threw on the top of the chest made it all the better! So come on fellas pull out your cash and let it fly for this sweet place we get to hang out in and for a killer chick puttin up her "personal collection" for auction! $140.00 Thanks Brandy you rock!
Dayum...Noteboom wants this thing.... but how could Scotch not bid on a box o' Johnny Walker Red and a mouthful o' Brandy? I mean, what would the neighbors say? $160 ~Scotch~
Wow, the alignment of Brandy, Whiskey and Scotch.... when those stars align, either the world is going to end or you wont remember what happened, so who cares anyway... I submit to the alignment of booze, so i'll stop bidding this up. Good luck. -scott noteboom
wow...i really dropped the ball on this one.....i forgot to snipe this thing.....dammit! congrats to the weiner! winner!
congrats, Scotch. I thought about snatching this box last minute, but my good personality won over my bad... cool win. -scott noteboom
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