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Hot Rods Are You HAMB Qualified ? Find Out Now !!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by skywolf, Jan 1, 2011.

  1. BrerHair
    Joined: Jan 30, 2007
    Posts: 4,784

    BrerHair
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    I'm with Skip, put me in Mr. Bass' class!!
    Pretty goddamn funny, Skywolf, well done!!
     
  2. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 6,881

    Harms Way
    Member

    Thats not all,.... We have company over right now,... so I have to sneak off to check the HAMB from time to time,.... Just watched MSU and U of M take a major butt kicking,.... And came up with a very deep thought !

    Have you ever wandered who was the cruel and insensitive person that decided it would be a good idea to spell "LISP" with a "S" in it ?????

    Thats just wrong !,... to have a affliction you cant even pronounce correctly !,.... It should have been spelled "LYTHP" so everyone could say it the same,.....

    OK,.... everybody say it with me,... "LYTHP",... "LYTHP",...."LYTHP"

    See,... we can all say it the same now ! :D

    P.S.,.... Great response to a HAMB thread on New Years Day 3wLarry !
    your our hero !
     
  3. scratchtown
    Joined: May 15, 2010
    Posts: 170

    scratchtown
    Member

    super good time
     
  4. Mr. Jean
    Joined: Dec 13, 2007
    Posts: 604

    Mr. Jean
    Member

    Funny stuff. Thanks :D
     
  5. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    you...are a mental case :D
     
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  6. 1950ChevySuburban
    Joined: Dec 20, 2006
    Posts: 6,188

    1950ChevySuburban
    Member Emeritus
    from Tucson AZ

    Thats some funny stuff there Skywolf! Well done!
     
  7. woodienut
    Joined: Feb 17, 2009
    Posts: 349

    woodienut
    Member
    from So.Cal.

    What happened to Veronica, Jughead?
     
  8. Im laughin my ass off!
     
  9. Cliff Ramsdell
    Joined: Dec 27, 2004
    Posts: 1,325

    Cliff Ramsdell
    Member

    I'm sending in mine tomorrow.........can't wait for it to come in the mail.

    Cliff Ramsdell
     
  10. Model A John
    Joined: Apr 24, 2008
    Posts: 1,771

    Model A John
    Member
    from wichita ks

  11. 30 Buford
    Joined: Nov 4, 2007
    Posts: 393

    30 Buford
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    No I was thinking the same thing .

    Nice Job ,Now I have something else to shoot for this year.
     
  12. skywolf
    Joined: Jul 1, 2006
    Posts: 1,868

    skywolf
    Member

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. iammarvin
    Joined: Oct 7, 2009
    Posts: 1,196

    iammarvin
    BANNED
    from Tulare, Ca

    When is the HAMBfomercial coming?????
     
  14. <FANG>
    Joined: Feb 7, 2008
    Posts: 531

    <FANG>
    Member
    from W.L.A.

    I.m confused is the
    H.A.M.B Hotrodspondence the same as
    The H.A.M.B. Career Kit
    I want to be on the fast tract to a trad rod Career
    So I can be like
    Pete Duncan and live my dream
     
  15. 38standard
    Joined: Jan 4, 2010
    Posts: 322

    38standard
    Member
    from il.

    Now... what would you pay for this information ?
     
  16. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 6,881

    Harms Way
    Member

    Every penny that it's worth ! :cool:
     
  17. lawman
    Joined: Sep 19, 2006
    Posts: 2,665

    lawman
    Member

    What!!!!!! No sand being kicked in his face on the beach!!!!!!! With a little work out he
    could have become HAMBMAN and saved the girl on the beach !!!! LOL
     
  18. bobscogin
    Joined: Feb 8, 2007
    Posts: 1,761

    bobscogin
    Member

    Is there a post graduate program?

    Bob
     
  19. Chuckles Garage
    Joined: Jun 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,366

    Chuckles Garage
    Alliance Vendor

    Hahahaha. Awesome.
     
  20. 4tl8ford
    Joined: Sep 1, 2004
    Posts: 1,087

    4tl8ford
    Member
    from Erie, Pa

    OK - Beefour I sign up an mbareass myselv - I ownli passed gas in Hi Skool - Is this Skool four mee?
     
  21. J.B.
    Joined: Jan 7, 2005
    Posts: 1,246

    J.B.
    Member
    from Sweden

    Wonderful! Thanks, Skywolf! :)
     
  22. I sent mine away but I think I addressed it wrong. I received the reply and eagerly opened it, I now.......apparently........ have the 'How To, Home Sex Change Kit'.
    I am willing to trade!

    Doc.
     
  23. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 6,881

    Harms Way
    Member

    It seems there would be a lot of methane emissions in this class,..your good !
    After all, Look how well you did with the "fawn-ex" class ! :D
     
  24. dont ya mean HAMBtastic?
     
  25. NINE INCH
    Joined: Dec 26, 2005
    Posts: 1,021

    NINE INCH
    Member

    I need a rush order please! I'm in a hurry to be a "Qualified" Sibley-Bass-Plowboy Mobile builder.:D
     
  26. John in Oz
    Joined: Mar 25, 2010
    Posts: 89

    John in Oz
    Member

    I'm illejitimate and kan't read or write, do I still qualify. :D but I've been to the school of hard knocks

    Great bit of work there.
     
  27. blackout
    Joined: Jul 29, 2007
    Posts: 1,269

    blackout
    Member

  28. k32t
    Joined: Jan 2, 2011
    Posts: 296

    k32t
    Member
    from Hog town

    you bring the HAMB and i'll cut the cheeze
     

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