The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by fluiddrive1949, Jan 9, 2012.
there are lots of boys called Jack
One of my daughters used to go to school with a girl by the name of Mercedes Benz. Benz was her last name.
Went to school with a girl named Harley. She married a Davidson. Seriously.
No, it's not.
........My uncle always call me "Dipstick".....but he alway called everybody by some swear word
My sons name is Lincoln Otto.
no human kids but 2 dogs 4 yr old male boxer - paxton and my 9 month ol girl boxer -holley
I knew an rich old widow named Cam Seagle. I used to love the name but she was a pill!
My neighbor is a Moto GP freak and named his son "Sprocket"
friend of mine named his daughter JETTA ....... i dont have kids but my brother in law is named Cameron, i call him "cam shaft" or "roller". not 1 person in his family knows more about cars than how to put fuel in them and that the round thing inside the car helps point it where to go, so they still to this day (been 7yrears) think im calling him some kind of street slang.
mine is named Lucas after lucas oil...lol wife doesnt know
I had to take my son to school in Tenn and when i asked the guy at the used tire store if there was any old cars fore sale he told me to go down the street to this old shop and ask for a guy named LUGNUT
My bud the 235kid, Pete Rose named his son AXLE ROSE ! no shit !
Named one of them after my ex-wife,Use your imagination.
Good luck I started this same thread a month ago......
Sadly, now that the girl isn't speaking to me the poor guy will end up being named Finnegan.
I know about a man in Illinois named Ford who named his son Lincoln Mercury and his daughter Crown Victoria. True story. I am not acquainted with him personally but I do know his sister.
You can't make this up: I worked for a Children's Welfare agency in Toledo, there was a family with 3 sons named... Chopper, Clutch and Magnum.
My buddys kid is named Paxton
Like lots of other people are saying you should probably give your kid a normal name, kind of like beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop
My youngest boy, Cletus' middle name is Henway.
woulda called my son Winston Schenley but had a daughter.
Got twin grandsons Cooper and Maxwell, used to live next door to Rusty Phype -- on King St., Airway Hts, Washington in the early 80s
Named my oldest son Corvette. We Call him Cory most of the time. He always thought it was cool in school and his friends liked it too. The second one was supposed to be a girl and she would have been Chevelle Nicole. When the baby came the doc said "it's a boy". The wife looked at me and said what do we name him? Jokingly I said justin time.........she said Justin was good but no way was his middle name going to be "time". The crazy thing is Cory is into stereos and Justin is the gear head.
Kids and grandkids-Shyanne[cheyenne], Dakota, and Nash
This is my youngest son.... Clutch
...speaking of stupid names for your kids a woman won free tickets to the 49ers game today because she named her daughter Montana Jo. she was on the news talking away about how big of a fan she was.
went to high school with a guy named Waylon Cox. now thats fucked up. real stupid kid too. always in trouble. but who could take him serious with a name like that?
and good friends with both guys.
A guy i know gave me the nickname "stickshift"
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