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anyone named their kids after cars / parts ?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by fluiddrive1949, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Phillips
    Joined: Oct 26, 2010
    Posts: 1,292


    Here come the jokes about grinding the shaft.
  2. Rideron66
    Joined: Dec 2, 2010
    Posts: 44

    from Virginia

    42hotrod your truck sounds awesome
  3. Kripfink
    Joined: Sep 30, 2008
    Posts: 2,040

    Member Emeritus

    I have an illegitimate son that I named Daewoo Matiz, but nowadays everyone calls him Chevy.
  4. That's better than Richard Crainium, I guess.

    My name isn't the most pleasant name in the world, I got 3 last names. But at least I'm not named after a car part. I could just imagine if the old man had named me Air Horn and everyone would have said," hey Air Horn your name really blows." :eek:
  5. My son's middle name is Franklin....only because my dad, brother and grandfather had that same middle name. My wife said, "You just HAD to put a car name in there!"
  6. I had a dog thats regestered name was Sparkplug Axel , I call him Sparky for short, but my kids got regular names (Summer, Brook, Moon, etc).
  7. subdajj
    Joined: Jul 18, 2009
    Posts: 174


    My wife lived down the street from the Dick family. The mail box said "The Dicks". They named there son Harry, Harry Dick
  8. Rich Wright
    Joined: Jan 9, 2008
    Posts: 3,922

    Rich Wright

    Blower might be one to avoid. Might also stay away from Injector....

    I used to hang around with a guy whose father named him and his two brothers after insects....thankfully it was their middle names only..

    Skeeter, Chigger, Bugs.

    They grew up to be pretty I recall not too many people joked about insects around them:eek:
  9. Mac_55
    Joined: Mar 10, 2008
    Posts: 688


    i know of 2 people that both named thier Daughters Chevelle and they call them Elle for short.
  10. ElBurro
    Joined: Jun 5, 2009
    Posts: 63


    Wasn't Mercedes an female name?
  11. I've always thought it was fitting that the owner of a local tire shop named his son Schrader.
  12. Ron Mayes
    Joined: Mar 24, 2006
    Posts: 696

    Ron Mayes

    Try'd to name mine Fuel Phuckin Altered !!.......wife said No !
  13. fluiddrive1949
    Joined: Apr 30, 2008
    Posts: 30

    from Austin TX

    My wife likes the name Heroshima for a girl ....... Think that may be hard on her in the future lol. I wasnt saying I was going to just the whole name talk while killing time on the HAMB got me thinking lol there are a lot of good names though :)
  14. Coupe Deluxe
    Joined: Oct 28, 2010
    Posts: 106

    Coupe Deluxe

    I have a coworker who is into Mustangs. His son's name is Shelby.
  15. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 6,869

    Harms Way

    I think he might be on this forum,.. But I have a pal who named his kids Henry and Lizzy :)
  16. lucky ink
    Joined: Feb 18, 2011
    Posts: 329

    lucky ink

    worked with a guy once his name was Desoto Grilbent lol shit
  17. We named our son Cooper

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  18. Some cars are actually named after people, like Dodge, Mercedes, Chevrolet, Ford, etc. Even edsell was henry's son's name.

    But there is a large abiss between the family name of a car manufacturer and a car part, like fender or back seat or ???
  19. My oldest son is Henry James, HenryJ

    And my youngest is Hudson Rowdy

    and if we have a third boy his first name would be Holden
  20. Pop-Rodder
    Joined: Oct 6, 2011
    Posts: 325


    May not be car parts but I had 2 dogs named Felony and Misdemeanor
  21. rustin peace
    Joined: Jun 11, 2009
    Posts: 5

    rustin peace

    i used Ansen for the boys name and my buddy named his daughter Holly (his wife wouldnt let him use the 'E')
  22. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 6,869

    Harms Way

    When my Wife and I were first married,.. we had a little Mutt who we named Poncho,.. But his nickname actually stuck,.... Early on I started calling him "Flathead",... as a joke,.. But that's what he became affectionately known as.
  23. Jalopy Joker
    Joined: Sep 3, 2006
    Posts: 24,931

    Jalopy Joker

    not a car car part name but, my Dad always called me Knucklehead.
  24. alchemy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2002
    Posts: 15,519


    If my daughter had been a boy, his (her) name would have been Ardun. Wife didn't agree with that. My second choice was Stewart for a first name and Warner for the middle.

    The wife is glad she turned out to be a girl.
  25. But the question becomes what will he be holden. :p

    I guess its no different in someone in the trailer park naming there kid dallas because they rode a bus through there once. Or some hippy chick naming her kid rainbow, because she thought she may have seen on once while doing orange sunshine.

    I tired to actually choose a name for my kid that was not too off the wall, but we didn't give her a middle name and people are forever trying to seperate her name into two names so she can have a middle name. So even though we tried real hard she still ended up with a nightmare name.

    There was a family that I knew in Oregon when I was in high school whose last name was George. They named there son real so that his name was Real George. That was a local saying at the time for something being really screwed up. he got sent to the office a bunch in his lifetime for being a smart ass because when a teacher would ask his name he would say, "Its Real George."

    There is a special place in hell for people that give there kids screwed up names.
  26. Boeing Bomber
    Joined: Aug 5, 2010
    Posts: 1,076

    Boeing Bomber

    I remember a chick in school who's name was Lori Grant. she ended up with the nick name "Lug Nut"
  27. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 6,869

    Harms Way

    Phil Dirt

    Ben Dover

    Jack Knoff

    And one of my bosses years ago,... dead serious,.. ain't making this up,...

    Dick Yankus
  28. cal1320
    Joined: Oct 29, 2008
    Posts: 56

    from Florida

    Before we had our first child, I suggested Holley for a girl or Carter for a boy. The wife thought they were great names. I told her they were carbs. We didnt use either. When she was born she looked like an Emily. Good thing cause I had kicked it up a notch and the wife wouldnt go for thermoquad.
  29. MENACE
    Joined: Apr 7, 2006
    Posts: 255

    from PHOENIX AZ

    3 of my dogs that have since passed on were LUGNUT, SPROCKET and HOTROD and my buddy who is a cattle/shepard mix is COMET
  30. I think I was named for a Harley...........Mom always called me "Knuckel Head"

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