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Discussion in 'The Antiquated' started by sgtlethargic, Jan 16, 2022.

  1. An online ad says "61 Falcon ssd chopped top semi custom ..." and something about 'don't bother if you don't know what ssd is.'
     
  2. Starts Stops Drives…?
    Sheet metal Slowly Decomposing
    (It’s a Ford 6 cyl marine engine)
     
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  3. It means the seller is arrogant and won't sell his pos... lmao! (That means piece of shit ;))
     

  4. 67drake
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    You don’t like when sellers have taunts, threats, and condescending attitudes in their ads? :)
     
  5. moparboy440
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    SSD is short for Social Security Disability.
     
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  7. lonejacklarry
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    I think it means "Special six Deluxe". If I remember correctly and that is quite a stretch the base Falcons of that year had a 144 cubic inch six. The SSD had a whopping 170 cubic inches.
     
  8. Maybe it’s a typo and it was supposed to be SSF

    for Stupid Sexy Flanders
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  9. 210superair
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    Man that's what pos means? I'm mad at a shitload of people now....

    And what the hell is "semi-custom"? Lol. I think we need to see this car..... Is there a Pic?
     
  10. Sorry, no pictures.
     
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    :)
     
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  12. ccain
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    I know what "SSD" means. :D

    "Yes, I'm calling about the "Semi-Custom" Falcon some dude with a Super Small Dick has listed for sale."

    Let me guess. The ad also says "no lowballers", "ran when parked", and there is a keyword at the bottom that says "rat-rod". :p:D
     
  13. 210superair
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    I'm almost 50 years old. I can't help if my balls are low anymore....
     
  14. ccain
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    'least your's hang. Mine just sit there... in the jar... on the mantle. :D

    What exactly IS a "lowballer" anyway? Like a skateboarder with negative camber? :rolleyes:

    O/P, You should call this guys bluff and contact him. Ask him what the 3rd character of the VIN is. Tell him if it's not a K, it's just the "SD" and NOT the "SSD". Which cuts the value in half. :D:D:D
     
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  15. BuckeyeBuicks
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    Maybe the dickhead has a Stupid Shit Degree in salesmanship?
     
  16. hotrodjack33
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    I'd call and ask; Are you the guy with an STD that has a Falcon for sale?
     
  17. Lone Star Mopar
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  18. Falcon seller means to say LSD, takin' a trip in the Falcon bird :D
     
  19. 67drake
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    Well, at least he’s articulate. ​
     
  20. jimmy six
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    I think it’s a scam….
     
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  21. Sell or partner ?

    is he looking for a boyfriend or to sell his car ?
     
  22. ccain
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    That makes better sense. Most folks aren't looking for a partner but I know I've been fucked plenty of times by people selling cars. :D
     
  23. Deuces
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    Kids!...:rolleyes:
     
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  24. Deuces
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    LOL..:D:D:D:D:rolleyes::D:D:D:D
     
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  25. Reading his ad makes my head hurt
     
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  26. ^^^ Makes my ass itch!
     
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  27. Fitty Toomuch
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    Everybody knows it got the super stock dodge transplant back in the day:rolleyes:
     
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