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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by TINGLER, Oct 26, 2006.

  1. TINGLER
    Joined: Nov 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,410

    TINGLER

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  2. Gotgas
    Joined: Jul 22, 2004
    Posts: 7,178

    Gotgas
    Member
    from DFW USA

    Geez man, eat some Twinkies and chill out...
     
  3. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,285

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    I'm a skinny ass..
    It dont offend me a bit. :)
    And my 8Ba gets around 18-20 mpg even with a trunk full of groceries.
    Grocery gettin' Fords.
    Thats all there good for...
     
  4. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
    Posts: 8,277

    SinisterCustom
    Member

    You'll save gas by not driving back and forth to McDonalds for BIG MACs......hahahahahaha!!!
     

  5. Slide
    Joined: May 11, 2004
    Posts: 3,021

    Slide
    Member

    Saw something about that on the news last night. I blew it off as typical FUD-slinging. They made it sound like if you lost 30 lbs, you'd save hundreds of gallons of gas/year. Suuuuurrrrreeeeeee......
     
  6. Shane T.
    Joined: Jun 21, 2005
    Posts: 908

    Shane T.
    Member

    Be nice. Fat people have feelings too, but seriously lose weight you'll live longer(and save on gas).
     
  7. slacker91
    Joined: Dec 13, 2004
    Posts: 132

    slacker91
    Member
    from Emmaus, PA

    damn...im skinny too...
     
  8. Kev Nemo
    Joined: Aug 7, 2004
    Posts: 2,453

    Kev Nemo

    I'm skinny ,too. If this gets obese people to lose weight, more power to them. It's a ridiculous premise, but more skinny chicks vs. orcabetties-I think the answer is clear;)
     
  9. Squablow
    Joined: Apr 26, 2005
    Posts: 17,444

    Squablow
    Member

    I don't know about gas mileage, but I know I'm gonna have to drop some if I ever want to wedge my fat ass into the '26 T in my garage.

    Here's a news headline

    New research shows that more people would take the news seriously if they reported real news instead of just making up some bullshit.
     
  10. 29 sedanman
    Joined: Mar 22, 2005
    Posts: 2,282

    29 sedanman
    Member
    from Indy

    Next thing you know Fat people will be lobbying against skinny people to add balast to their new cars to make the MPGs equal. Maybe that is why our new Mustang does not get the MPG rating as advertised. I guess they had some skiny guy driving it when they figured that.
     
  11. improbcat
    Joined: May 15, 2006
    Posts: 228

    improbcat
    Member

    Yeah, like the driver weight is the biggest factor. Cars themselves have become bloated over the years. For every pound they save using plastic and aluminum in building it, they put .9 back in seat heaters, stereos, traction control sensors, etc. Then to counteract the weight they put bigger motors in, which suck more gas... Vicious cycle.
    Just look at the difference between a MK1 Golf and current VW Golf.
     
  12. 55chevy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2006
    Posts: 280

    55chevy
    Member

    Off with the license plates and the 5 mile bumpers, take off that smog pump too
     
  13. Gigantor
    Joined: Jul 12, 2006
    Posts: 3,823

    Gigantor
    Member

    What if you can't lose weight? What if you have some gland disorder? What if you're a pituitary freak like me and might be considered thin but still weigh in close to 300 pounds? Who the hell would spend the time and money to figure out how much gas you could conceivably save if you dropped some pounds? What the fuck is the world coming to? Yeah, that's the answer on conserving fuels, have fat peoples lose weight?!?! Sheeit.
     
  14. Kev Nemo
    Joined: Aug 7, 2004
    Posts: 2,453

    Kev Nemo

    That's easy- we let the skinny ones eat you:D
     
  15. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
    Posts: 10,948

    breeder
    Member Emeritus

    more liberal bs is all that story is...i heard it on the way home from pickin up my kids from school.. i bout spilled my beer all over my chilli dog!!!!:D
    but seruiosly, mmmm....beer:)

    moral,,,media will be the death of all!!!! and thats true!!!!
     
  16. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
    Posts: 8,277

    SinisterCustom
    Member

    You know what....there are ALOT of things that offend me.......maybe I should bitch about it on the HAMB.......hahaha.

    Go paint something Tingler!!!:D


















    Jusfukinwityabro!!:p
     
  17. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,730

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    It helps performance that's for sure.. when I was still racing motorcycles we equated 1 hp to every 7 lbs. I guess these days I'd need at least another 6 or 7 hp.
     
  18. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,227

    Kilroy
    Member
    from Orange, Ca

    The problem is that people have no idea what "Fat" is anymore...

    The 'Weight Charts' all use fucked logic.

    People don't realize that a person that looks like a fatass might actually weigh less than the jock that's 1/3 his size, standing next to him. It's about density not size...
     
  19. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,485

    flatheadpete
    Member
    from Burton, MI

    Bulemia worked for me!!
     
  20. So that's why they took the lead out of gas.
     
  21. I think ya' better start learning how to be tough :p .

    Why even read BS like that?????????
     
  22. The37Kid
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
    Posts: 30,787

    The37Kid
    Member

    If you're fat or drunk it is NOT MY FAULT. :rolleyes:
     
  23. Do they still make Twinkies...? All I can find around here is Little Debbie. My life sucks...
    I've had to take to drinking Hershey's syrup straight from the bottle.




    JOE:cool:
     
  24. HellRaiser
    Joined: Jun 14, 2006
    Posts: 1,241

    HellRaiser
    Member
    from Podunk, NE

    Wait a minute, Wait a minute!!! BRB........


    FLUSH........


    There, I did my part, I should be able to get another .0001 mpg more now....



    Tinger, saw that too, it's just so much BS, just to fill space in the paper. Yea it was in piss poor taste though.

    Sort of like the signs we used to have on the back bumper, "No Fat Chicks"
     
  25. Chopper Demon
    Joined: Jan 27, 2005
    Posts: 274

    Chopper Demon
    Member

    I'm a 6 foot tall heavy weight and I don't know about the gas milage i'm getting but i sure get alot of traction fer them burnouts.:D
     
  26. Bruce Lancaster
    Joined: Oct 9, 2001
    Posts: 21,681

    Bruce Lancaster
    Member Emeritus

    You're just upset because you are looking at the facts through the warped lens of the media--straighten out the kinks in the logic, and the issues will become clear: Screw mileage--subract the weight under discussion and look at your new E.T.!!

    And..."It's about density not size..."
    Damn right. Go to the search function and you'll see the HAMB has had lots of good discussions on drilling holes in stuff that's too dense...
     
  27. JD's 32
    Joined: Dec 30, 2005
    Posts: 873

    JD's 32
    Member
    from TX

    Hell i'm 6 foot tall and a big fat ass, i aint gotta worry about gas milage, hell i;ll probly never fit in my rod anyway!
     
  28. Guess if I quit pickin up fat chicks I,ll save on gas and icecream money!
     
  29. Getting all those dead bodies out of the trunk of the fairlane would probably help too.
     
  30. KY Boy
    Joined: Sep 6, 2006
    Posts: 403

    KY Boy
    Member

    Sorry, I'm afraid my eyes would break even if I knew what a MK1 Golf was
     

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