The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Aug 17, 2011.
Now this is some funny crap.
I think it was the Mennonites who gave us Dirt Trackers and the Amish pioneered the 12 spoke spindle mount wheel, later as the lame 10 spoke bolt on.
Maybe they could chrome the horse shoes and some baby moons on the wagon wheels. a tuck and rolled feed bag perhaps.
They definitely have their own ideas about things...
Laugh at this while we can gents,there is some good stuff in here, but with the lunitics running the govt we just could be steering one of them hay burners, in the not too distant future.
I have questions about horse power, changing heads and porting. I have seen them being relieved.
I once went to a farm auction and opened the port-a-potty door on an Amish woman. She decided she wanted to "go fast" too!
What goes "clip clop clip clop frown?"
an Amish drive by shunning!
Hahahaha, big n littles on the horse!! Thanks !
Amish rodders, Amish rap; what's next? Butch/56sedandelivery.
Why did I read your concern about the horses and only think of this.
Looks like fun! (Even though I don't think he's really Amish)
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Anyone got a screen capture of the chopped, raked and flamed buggy from the rumspringa party in the movie Sex Drive?
We were just talking the other day about why you don't see a chopped and channeled road scrapping Omish cart is because the windhield would be below the ass line of the horse and you would always be cleaning the windhield, but it would look cool....
I have to laugh about the post with Amish being offended that are reading this thread. I am a Furniture maker selling my products on Amazon.com. My biggest Amazon competitor is the Northern Indiana Amish who have the most modern Furniture factory in the world. Yet they do not have phones or electricity in their houses. Kind of a interesting world they have.
This one will do with a chop.
Am looking into building a log home. There is an Amish-owned company that manufactures kits, but they don't have a web site nor does the company even have phones. Talk about being at a competitive disadvantage!
so will we see a ratrod carriage from them? heh..
That's HORSE power!
Looks like it might be the Hunnert Horse Pile-up (watch out for the piles by the way
Amish 2 stroke.............
Wow....... This made my day. Wow.
l wonder if they get tickets for "exhaust" volitions if the horse does his business in town
as mel brooks said in history of the world,,,,,,,
"It's good to be the King"
The Amish have got nothin' on us Mormons.... My hot rod sedan can fit all 4 wives and 19 children.
Amish Belly Tank....
Torque or horsepower?
I heard there was a class of racers that fed their horses beans and called them "gassers".
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