The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by HOTRODPRIMER, Dec 2, 2022.
"Complete, but a slight twist in the chassis"
Well, you see officer it’s a funny story, I was driving home and I thought “ I wonder how fast this goes?” Well, now I know.
Plus now I know how fast it stops.
Yep. And it's still folded in the center!
I wish I started with a body that good
Now that's good one. HRP
Low mileage, one owner.
"all it needs is some CLR and a Scotchbrite pad"
Fixed it for you
"Another fine mess you got me into Ollie " (Laurel & Hardy)
Good investment opportunity.
That`s in better condition than the car I started with.
So that's what's meant as the crumple zone!
Haha! The Who!
"Those high torque starters are no joke!"
A come along and a tree will pull this back together.
FNG with a roadster project! Any advice appreciated!
Or "roadster with history for sale"
Little to no rust, ran when parked- RARE 1927 Model A Ford- no low-ballers, because I saw one JUST LIKE THIS sell on Barrett Jackson for $150,000!!!
Oh, and Danny- that Krampus avatar is creepin' me out!
Variety is the spice of life, so I figured I would help Danny out a little bit, with another photo that deserves a caption as well.
Your results may vary !
Honest officer, it was a lady with a baby stroller crossing the road! A dog ran out in front of me! A truck was backing out of the driveway! The sun was in my eyes! I got smoke in my eyes! There was a group of kids playing in the street! It wasn't my fault! Honest!
Honest Ossifer! I wasn't texting I was reaching over getting another beer outta the ice chest and then that Dammed light jumped out in front of me. HRP
Cheap brake parts can be expensive!
The fella in the rumble seat walked away without a scratch!
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"So that's, Too Fast For Conditions, Exceeding The Limit, Destruction Of City Property, Non-functional Headlight, Creating A Public Nuisance By Wearing A Bad Suit......
And finally, I'll also have to write you up for parking in a No Parking Zone."
Many good parts. I know what it’s worth and don’t need help selling it.
Wanted.. Good woman with a frame machine I have a garage with attached house, hand tools and sweeper. Please send picture of frame machine.
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The one you've been looking for. Rare pace car edition for the Bumpuck, Ohio Anual Figure 8 Memorial Demolition Derby. (OEM decals included in a separate box, ready to apply after fresh paint.) Photos of the Parade Queen riding on the opening lap are included. Rumor has it she still may be in the rumble seat. 4.5K or best offer.
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