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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Greasy1, Oct 14, 2006.

  1. Greasy1
    Joined: Aug 12, 2004
    Posts: 80

    Greasy1
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    I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT Y Are you missing a 710?

    Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman
    came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other,
    and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

    The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to
    draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it
    wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and
    asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course,
    it's right there."

    Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:

    www.mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpgOU
     
  2. Greasy1
    Joined: Aug 12, 2004
    Posts: 80

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  3. Gerg
    Joined: Feb 27, 2006
    Posts: 1,827

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    thats sad.... very very sad...
     
  4. Ho hum..............................................................................
     

  5. 32chevysedan
    Joined: Jun 11, 2006
    Posts: 377

    32chevysedan
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    from Texas

    Hope she was hot because she is not very bright.............
     
  6. Crosley
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,047

    Crosley
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    from Aridzona

    whoop peeee.
     
  7. tysond
    Joined: Dec 6, 2003
    Posts: 335

    tysond
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    I've heard it before, but it's still funny.
     
  8. 57JoeFoMoPar
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
    Posts: 5,018

    57JoeFoMoPar
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    (cough:cough) Hey, is 'a this thing on?
     
  9. slick64
    Joined: Feb 28, 2005
    Posts: 276

    slick64
    Member
    from Mobile, AL

    I've been working in a dealer for about 7 years now and I hear that story about 4 times a year.
    I actually needed a oil cap last week and went to parts to order one and asked for a 710 cap. The parts guy looked at me weird and said nothing about 15 seconds later he started laughing. I guess he hadn't heard it yet.

    Mike
     
  10. Good to hear that some jokes goes all over the world.
    I heard it probably 10 years ago, yea it's still funny to me also!!

    Klaus
     

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