Well,fellas. Just last week I found a bag o weed in my daughters car along with a brand new just used artistic twisted glass pipe. I told her to call her boyfriend over for dinner so she did. They walked into the garage to see what I was up to and about shit themselves when they saw it laying on the floor. I hoisted my trusty can of brakleen and propane torch and lit fire to them both. The kids eyes were as big as saucers as I kept the heat on the junk. I said "can ye smellit? yer booty is burnin", let me put it out. Spraying it with water and watching it shatter. Denial flowed like a raging river......So......i brought out the piss cups purchased for just this occasion, and told them both to go fillem up. Both pissed hot, so I got the boyfriends dad involved and am now hated by all. Kids dad is pissed at me, I told him I have two more tests left, he and I should piss as well as an example, side by side on the choppin block loser gets the axe. The whole world is pissed at me for that one.......Fuck-em if they can't see the humor in the horror.