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30 Minutes on the side of the Road

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by sp1ke, Sep 5, 2011.

  1. sp1ke
    Joined: Jul 26, 2010
    Posts: 179


    I have known this guy all my life. Having trouble believeing this cop was born LOL!!!
  2. sp1ke
    Joined: Jul 26, 2010
    Posts: 179


    will re post
  3. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    We are experiencing Technical Difficulty...
    kidcampbell71 likes this.
  4. and here's the rest of the story........................

  5. GassersGarage
    Joined: Jul 1, 2007
    Posts: 4,727


    Why repost? Edit this post.
  6. I think all cows are black at night, and that 2+2 can equal 5, for greater values of 2 :)
  7. "There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits."
  8. OahuEli
    Joined: Dec 27, 2008
    Posts: 5,095

    from Hawaii

    Damn, I didn't know it snowed in Florida.
  9. jrose7004
    Joined: May 2, 2010
    Posts: 156


    Please use other door!
  10. lorax54
    Joined: Oct 29, 2009
    Posts: 233

    from Denton, TX

    Think he's got a hitch in his giddyup!
  11. johnybsic
    Joined: Oct 8, 2009
    Posts: 612

    from las vegas

    Its been 30 min already??? PIZZA's here!!!
    BYOB tho...
  12. Yeah, I see your point. But don't you think the other way would make it run better?
  13. 49ratfink
    Joined: Feb 8, 2004
    Posts: 18,111

    from California

    sounds like a fuel problem to me... got shit in your gas tank? what's the filter look like?

    ....or maybe it's electrical.

    electrical or fuel, one of the two.
  14. moefuzz
    Joined: Jul 16, 2005
    Posts: 4,950


    If a big hammer don't fix it, it is obviously an electrical problem.

  15. In before Muttly.-MIKE:D

  16. move along,move along.
    nothing to see here.

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