1 Shot & Sign Paint

you are getting it all. some full, some half full, some quarter full. cherry pick at $100 a can. come to Beautiful downtown Canonsburg where it's always 70* and slightly overcast.
thanks, mike roman (the junkyard pirate). pinstriped sign stolen from the internet.
Remember you are coming to pick it up.

 

I will hand deliver to anywhere in the 15317 Zip Code for FREE!!!

 

i will include the Mack jacket & Hat i have been trying to sell for a couple years for Free, just pay shipping & handling

 

word on the street is that Von Dutch once looked at these to purchase. price might go up.

 

it has been confirmed!!! Von Dutch was in Guntown mar 21, 1957. just saw the article in The Daily Notes, headline reads "VD Strikes Canonsburg", goes on to say get your shots. i think they left out the ONE in shots. price is going UP.

 

VD may have even touched a couple of these cans

 

DNA & fingerprints will prove that he was here. any HAMBers work for the FBI?

 

had a local who said he could do DNA testing, licked a couple can tops and said " tastes salty, must be a guy from the West Coast". proof enuf for me!

 

pinstriping, like other specialized crafts seem to be dying. when's the last time you saw a guy smoothing out a rock to make an axe head? or sharpening a stick to make a spear so he can kill something to eat. we, as a society have gotten too lazy. bring back pinstriping, rock carving, cave painting and all the other crafts.

 

no one cares, i have mixed all the paint into 2 5Gal buckets. made a nice shade of black. will sell quarts for $10

 

3 quarts left. get em while they're hot

 

i will include a mack brush if you buy all 3

 

and a 2" fine bristle brush that has been soaking in turpentine and linseed oil for 16 years.

 

just looked at that brush, it's stuck in an old olive jar, dried to a solid block of what looks like amber. there might be a mosquito in it that you can use to extract some old DNA and make a clone of somebody, Von Dutch?

 

i will do pinstriping cheap!

 

as a former draftsman, i can do straight lines all day long

 

yes, Bob, i use a T square

 

although, after a couple beers, it looks like I used a french curve

 

i once dated a girl that had french curves, ooo-la-la

 

vooly voo cooshay, av vec muai

 

No Bob, that's not what it means. now selling cans in singles, 1/3 the price of new