The Jalopy Journal
Ok, this gave me a good laugh.... Your next build should be exactly like your last one, you are obviously a giant in the field of "hot rod...
Oh, I'm sorry, you're right. The lines are perfect, nice job!! :cool: Too bad I'm so far away or I'd buy that bad boy right now!! Any more pics?...
Holy fuck. This is the most catastrophic, godawful chop I have ever seen in my life...please sell all of your tools immediately and find a hobby...
Penises, dump trucks, and liver should never be chopped. I was about to say this is a dumb thread but here I am posting in it. I love the...
Uh...what?
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When I was driving to Alabama with my cousin to pick up his Merc, we passed a convenience store called Cox Smoker's Outlet. I can't even remember...
Because he's an idiot.
Oh god...who let the tard out again?:rolleyes:
12 pack of Pepsi....$5.00 Gas Monkey life style T-shirt....$40.00 Dance fighting with walkabillies at the 7-11....priceless
I sure wouldn't call this a highboy...
I think this is a 39 Ford, (the wheels are obviously ford) my buddy took these pics in a barn somewhere in Wisconsin...the owners of the property...
Sweet! Documentary on Bonneville on National Geographic channel NOW!!
A lot of good advice has been given, sounds like there are a lot of great dads on here who have been through it and then some... Just a couple...
Here you go... ugliest car ever built. [IMG] Might be more than you want to spend, though...
Well, it's no Shark A.T.T.A.K., but...hey! I thought you liked ugly, wierd-for-the-sake-of-wierd cars!
As long as we're having a spelling lesson, it's "school", not "skool".
swamp cooler...like an air conditioner
If you want to do something different, try learning something about aesthetics before your next build. Putting your headers on backwards is about...
I think that's because a lot of people think of Barris as a creepy, lecherous, self-serving, big-mouthed asshole who rode his brother's coattails...
What we need is a separate forum for eggheads to discuss the many interpretations of the word "traditional". Myself, I like cars. Mostly old...
Hopefully they are using alcohol to fuel the distillation process. How much alcohol does it take to produce 1 gallon of alcohol? :D I think...
I have a huge throbbing purple boner! Awesome, awesome, awesome...
Holy fuckin sweetness that's beautiful...nice score!
I have earned my fair share of black eyes and fat lips, it's true...but that's mostly from the ladies.
No, no, no. I don't like them either, I just think it's a little nitpicky on an otherwise kickass car. (I've been guilty of bagging on other...
The word you're groping for is "conical". I know what you mean though...last fall I saw a young lady wearing WHITE SLINGBACKS after Labor...
I'm not so sure Pamela Anderson giving a blowjob is all that rare of an occurance...
I miss the HAMB without dons t.
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