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He no say that…him say, “Man who no shit for days have back log.” New man at #6 Peoples Truck Factory tell me that. He loose leg Vietnam War, he...
Where the orca-bettys? Phuc mi? No, phuc yuuuuu.
Besides you mom. Wait, that heaviest thing. Bwaaaahahahahahahahaaaa! Mau!
No red this time, be different.
I would like to help you, but I cannot pronounce title.
You will be re-educated and you will accept new system. Mau! Mauuuuuuuu!!
Okay.
You all imperialist dicks with no viagra. You use unauthorized machine in Viet Nam you go Long Binh.
You suck.
Next time let the cat make the arrangements.
Sum Ah Sol my son in law, he no likee hot rods or kustoms. Ah Ni Ah Sohl his brother but he no likee cars either. You feel better? You write...
This thread gay as flute tuner in san francisco.
Pedro text me and he say he want you to stop calling him. You have very pretty pussy, but sweater make you look like clown. Time passes and...
Chúc mừng sinh nhật, capitalist. That mean Happy Barfday. Why some curmudgeon pig dogs of oppression need to give present of...
If Mud were here...
Remind me of BJ and the Bear.
You are all capitalist pig dogs! All this talk of old HAMB make leminisce of old time when not full of PC pussy newbies. You not intro you get...
How stupid a comment is that? I am reaching the very audience I want to. Why would I post ANYWHERE ELSE? When you want a pizza do you get...
One that is done to death on this very website, so egregious that it is as annoying as those "Let Me Tell You About My Grandchildren" license...
Why you no start with you face first?! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Decadent capitalist tool wiper of tiny bottoms lard licking round...
Bosch, because I said so. I spark prug installer at Glorious Revolutionary Truck Factory #5 so I know my prugs. Non-resistor! Radios in cars...
Imperialist Pigs! We roll whitewalls on steelies! We OG!
Stay away from booze and drugs, get all the women you can. Pig Dog in Training!
I likee two at a time, not very expensive. Bwaaaahhahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Western Criminal!
You write with accent, they don't understand and too polite to ask you to repeat yourself. That okay, I understand, you all look alike to me.
Fish Balls Car Collective and you no join us, we call you. Sorry, no Foreign Devils chapter so you out of ruck, round eyes! Besides, you no...
So, you get phucced and then you try phuc someone else while capitalist system crumbles? Bwaaa-hahahaahaaa! You know it not worth that!...
Imperialists, we call them car collectives! Bwaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!!!!!! Pig Dogs!
That not confirmed! And Ngobody will confirm state secret!
Muttry and creatus, you think I no watching? I watching croser than security camera on crackhead in Warmart! I am installer of #3 prug at...
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