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It's gotta be the kids that cause that
My dad got pulled over before in his lifted 51 chev "Just so they could get a better look at the truck"
Good call Most of the cops around here are pretty good. Got to know most of 'em good because I was running a towing company with my dad. He...
I was young once
Scary, but all too common "1 of a kind!" = "I F-d it up beyond repair
Back in 2007 I was running a towing company. This ment a lot a working any time, 24 hours a, day 7 days a week.One particular night in early...
On the customer side of things, I've heard people ask for "socks for a sevell" (shcocks for a Chevelle) and a "brattry"
because it was fuckin camuck tire and they hide everything behind the counter and I was in a hurry and 30 miles from where we normally get parts...
why woukd you put a transmision between the motor and the hydralic pump? and what difference does it make for a damn oil filter?
Of course, this might look good in your living room too [IMG]
I'm gunna hafta say the string of dumb shit questions I got while trying to get an oil filter for a 350 chev. Firstly, it was going on an oilfield...
You should be botteling and selling this mirical solvent!
That was gunna be my next suggestion
I gotta say, the women in these comics are sure . . . well, bitches
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Well that sucks. But look on the bright side, you're practically garenteed that tommorow will be a better day . . . unless your house burns down...
I used to have a big box FULL of them which I got from my dad, but my mom in her infinite wisdom threw it away! :eek: Her logic being "well you've...
Nice
Gross
I vote for fenders
He's still twitching, so I'm gunna say he's just hurt, not dead . . .:o And yes, I did ALMOST everything (pulled some of the car models off...
I'm sure to recieve some critisism, like I care. If the mods decide to get rid of it, so be it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7E2eE_r7Ew
Previous owner had panties hanging from the mirror?
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She is an idiot. Bitch too, but lets not go there
Back in the late 70's, early 80's (before my time) my dad had a '76 Trans Am. One day the local Chevy dealer wanted to trade him strit up for a...
Could always wear the moustache and hang a pair of those stupid fucking "truck nut" things from the mirror
And if the car would've fallen over, chances are he'd be trying to sue the owner :rolleyes: I like the electric fencer idea
Me too . . . skull I mean, not the moustache
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