The Jalopy Journal
#1 Ever try sitting on the throne while managing a laptop and a cup of coffee?
Use a good quality, 1/2" wide, 18 tooth bi-metal blade (Lennox is a good brand). A good blade will last a long time. Go easy with it, dont bog...
Pete Finlan anyone????
Attention all Hodads and Gremmies: This Saturday 9/15/07 is the annual Wavecrest Woodie Show at Moonlight Beach, Encinitas CA. Website:...
Me and my family did a cross country road trip in our '76 Dodge van from So Cal to Saranac Lake, NY. I was 14 at the time and remember the news...
Center caps look like PI - "Parts International". They were a big parts supplier in the Volkswagen days back in the early '80s.
Canary will work too...
Climate is nice. Been here since '72. Lots of growth. Too many Beemers, Hummers and Rovers though. As long as the yuppie newcomers stay away from...
"Don't let your hot dog stand." "Don't let your popsicle stick."
A few more - "You're so nervous and puckered up you couldn't pass a greased BB." "Quit socking your butch." (same as punching the clown)...
"F@&* you and the horse you rode in on." "Like herding cats with diarrhea..." "He's out there wandering around lost like a goat in a hail...
Little OT but that reminds me of a story from a fellow that worked on the Fomoco line putting interiors in Pintos back in the seventies. Whenever...
Just for kicks install the handlebars upside down and let the upside down footrest become the seat. Becomes a chopper, kind of. Just one of those...
I'm with usmc50lx - covertly lay some 2 X 4's (10' or 12' long) spanning across the street so they must slow down and cannot swerve around them....
For blades: Industrial Blade 2230 S. Ritchey Santa Ana, Ca 714 557-4131 For parts: Delta Customer Care 800 382-2922 fax Have them send you a...
Use an adequate size roto-hammer (that can handle that size bit) with either an SDS shank bit or if a larger tool, a splined shank bit. I would...
Mattel also had a nother similar version to the Sizzler. It was a larger scale 1:16 or so and the car looked kind of like a Pantera. Mine was...
Probably a lot more loot out your way than here in the "Rat Race State".
Keep diggin' - ya might find grandpa's still. Where are you located? Got some family in Magnolia.
This is simple. It's called "more money than brains".
"He's so scared and puckered up, he couldn't pass a greased BB." "Tighter than a frog's ass." "They don't know if they are on foot or...
What a coincidence this thread is. Last night my wife and I went to our sons "back to school night" at the same HS I graduated from in '80. Same...
From my dad: "You can polish a turd all day long...and at the end of the day it's still a turd".
That car reminds me on one I saw at Hwy. 48 Auto Salvage in Magnolia, MS a while back. I believe it was a '50. Had some bullet holes in the glass...
Better make a midnight visit and get a closer look...
How about these: Richard "Dick" Rash Richard "Dick" Thrasher Jim Dick Real people...seriously
Glad you got the bike back. Now it's time to go kick in some teeth.
Or go to Walmart. You can stay all night in their parking lot.:)
Play the game...if they write you up, swap out the open headers with something quieter and get the ticket signed off. Then switch them back. Just...
Remington .243 scoped rifle Remington .22 scoped rifle Winchester 7MM scoped rifle Marlin 30/30 rifle scoped Russian SKS Chinese SKS scoped...
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