The Jalopy Journal
Wesson oil and a rubber sheet.
I have back cackle if I eat too much chili.
It is a worthless boat anchor.
Ship it to me for proper disposal.
I wouldn't want anyone to see me driving the 63 with those refugly clown wheels, not even one time.
From near Frankfort, IN:
Dean's Winch and Wrench
I will have to see if he has a picture of the old sign.
I can never smell anything over the cigar smoke.
Build another engine exactly like that one, but painted green.
Keep the red one.
That is a beautiful car.
Do any of you know why women close their eyes when you kiss them?
They don't want to see us enjoying ourselves.
I wonder how much a 50 lb. bag of rice would cost?
Painters canvas or red truck tarp (washed many, many times at the laundromat).
Look good to go.
Drink more beer, and, uh...
...that's all I got.
Flowmasters will make it sound like a Foose car.
I think that is a bad thing. (non-traditional and all that)
Tinfoil, while traditional, is passe'.
The rest of the world has moved on to titanium foil.
A disadvantage is that they will only go in reverse if you put both hands in the air.
I need a kit that has two more garage spaces, a big chunk of free time, a half ton of motivation, and oh yeah, a bushel basket of neatly stacked...
Do you have a version without that loud, annoying headbanger "music"?
I can't hear the engine.
I've been told that lanolin comes from sheep's wool. idk
Those that have "experience" with sheep probably knew this already.
Look for the...
Keep the spiders.
Change your name to Peter Parker.
I would have thought that any of those shades would be hard to get.
Chip Foose probably bought them all up.
I used to know a girl who could..., ah, no... wait...
...that was chrome off a bumper hitch.
Sorry, I had that all backwards.
I'm 52, but recently had a disc removed from my neck and a fusion (Peyton Manning procedure) so right now I feel like I'm 82.
Ha! I go commando!
Dangit! Coffee on the monitor!
Like others have said, it's about getting the lines to flow.
Yours looks great!
Dang, everyone knows you are supposed to drop a freshly machined and rebuilt shortblock onto the floor from about 8', and then come here and ask...
Regular Evan Williams (7 years old and half the price of JD)
10 year old Evan Williams Single Barrel
Jim Beam Black
Wild Turkey 101
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