The Jalopy Journal
Sorry I missed it. Perils of getting out of work at 0700 hours and having to be back at 1900 hours.
"Ran when parked..."
I've had several "modern" cars that I wish had that type of wiper. Instead, I have to count on highway speed and wind flow.
"Head and Neck restraint system version 1.0, now in beta testing."
Now that's living dangerously, especially in this day-and-age.
"Sir, I need to talk to you about your parallel parking. Please stop pretending to be an airplane."
"Fluorescent by night for added safety." Yeah, right.
My Dad was telling me of one of his Lodge brothers, a retired farmer, doing the oxy/acety bit, only with garbage bags. They'd fill a couple, then...
Really? An actual pair of... oh, headers.
"Heard the tree say it was it's cousin, just wanted to give 'em a hug..."
As I recall, yes, they were.
I've got one out in the garage (somewhere) that I picked up at an estate (note, no "sale" in that. Everything was free.) It's a Craftsman with...
It's one she made when she didn't have much material or thread.
"If I thought about safety, the kid wouldn't be standing here1"
Flag guy is bashful.
What happens if some little old lady comes up and only has a dollar bill? Are they really going to strictly enforce the "exact change" rule?
I can see why Jim hired Pam to stage him.
And some places ban dogs because their owners don't clean up after them.
"I'll show those tandem guys what real trucking is about!"
In the background, isn't that Eileen?
Glad I finally found this thread. I was starting to have withdrawals.
That "Corinthian leather", from what I have read, came from a plant in Corinth, NJ. Ever see the SNL skit from back then, "Que es Macho?"
If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!
(Marketing) "Well, there's only two spots they really look, and we got the logo on one already."
My Dad had a set of these. He used to be able to load a half-ton of chicken feed in the back of a 50-something Plymouth and the car rode level....
(Northeast road salt) "Challenge accepted!"
We get it; you vape.
"I'm having trouble getting the right grace, the aerodynamics, here. Maybe if you took the swim suit off...
THAT is an outfit few people could wear and still look good in.
Wow! Zero to 60 in 17 seconds! I guess that blower really does add some power.
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