The Jalopy Journal
That "Corinthian leather", from what I have read, came from a plant in Corinth, NJ. Ever see the SNL skit from back then, "Que es Macho?"
If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!
(Marketing) "Well, there's only two spots they really look, and we got the logo on one already."
My Dad had a set of these. He used to be able to load a half-ton of chicken feed in the back of a 50-something Plymouth and the car rode level....
(Northeast road salt) "Challenge accepted!"
We get it; you vape.
"I'm having trouble getting the right grace, the aerodynamics, here. Maybe if you took the swim suit off...
THAT is an outfit few people could wear and still look good in.
Wow! Zero to 60 in 17 seconds! I guess that blower really does add some power.
Jack is not my name; jack is my job!
And now they want to legalize it.
Think they had to stop at railroad crossings?
Her chrome silhouette adorns thousands of mud flaps.
"Our converted warehouse apartments have convenient, off-street parking..."
I saw this posted on another site a while back. Someone said it was in Connecticut, someone else said it was PA or down south.
No, it's try to touch your elbows to the middle of your back.
I warned you yesterday about giving me guff about my "man purse."
Both showing a lot of enthusiasm.
ASK! ASK your wife! Not "axe your wife!"
Maybe a step back towards the front of the car would have covered the "2" better and not made it look like part of her butt.
Please, please put some safety straps on those pants. One more giant inhale and we'll know the answer to the question, "boxers, briefs or commando?"
"When my contract is up, I'm going to talk to Mercury's ad department."
Dog named Spock?
Is that Bill Shaw? Wow. He trained us as nuclear security, too. Once he got to know you and you him, he had some great stories. I'm surprised...
"Just taking the kids for a little ride..."
Reminds me of one a neighbor of ours had when they purchased the farm across the street from us, back when I was a kid (mid to late 60s.) The...
I think this is one half of the famous Munster's Coach.
My first car, an OT Dodge. Sold it to a coworker, who sold it to his brother. Brother took it to upstate New York (where he lived) and the car...
I thought the tiger went in the tank, not on the hood.
I guess he did do well after giving up the "western knight" job.
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