The Jalopy Journal
i let my grandsons play with the coach, now it's all flat black. ALL flat black. price is reduced.
if my girlfriend didn't have big tits, i would dump her because of that dog. she made me put the scooter cover in the living room so the dog...
he said "lower the price". $220
don't buy any of these, i can't remember where i put the box.
she wears Gutchies!!
same guy said that Don took them off a car in the K-Mart parking lot
i will sell you a stick, if you ain't already got one.
maybe i should advertise this as a 57 T-Bird door
I guess an autobiography of Adam Opel, even though i am multi-lingual, (English,Inuit,Borneo Headhunter,DolphinClicks & I can count to 10 in 4...
found the same one on Ebay $89..
are there no Philatelists in the HAMB?
maybe try putting graph paper behind your glass to better mirror image your stripes
someone just told me.
I have become the laughingstock of my home town. the wimmen have niknamed me TINY, jeezus! it was in December!!
Carter is GONE
i just can't bring myself to put the holesaw to that pristine hood.
she said she didn't date smokers. i said "I'm only Smokin' HOT Baby", she got a good laugh out of that one.
everybody on the HAMB must be too old to drink and screw. i can do both, but not at the same time.
i need some advise on value of some foreign stamps. here's pics of some. 12 pages, packaged in a white folder, in a cardboard cover. thanks, mike
Skates: forget skateboards, these wheels still turn, so you can go Old School. $25 a pair
Bee Smoker: most people smoke tobacco, you can smoke...
selling for a friend. he told me they are very rare and he had a hard time finding them. use em on your DeSoto or on a custom. price includes...
she is now selling videos of my dance routine. is she allowed to do that? can't i claim some copyright laws or somethin?
wish i had a pork chop.
it was the Marlborough Man.
they won't fit. i found this out after drilling mmmmmmmmore holes and welding some brackets to the rear quarters of the A. i will have to raise...
i have piled more stuff in front of it. will sell at a reduced price but YOU have to get it out.
i tried kissin her upside down but now my Goatee gets stuck. No Bob, kissin her further down doesn't work either, there's another ring down there.
i have returned the beaver, he just wasn't working out. he built a small pond at the back of the garage and now water is seeping in thru the...
i just can't win, trades the 6 bangers for a 4 drawer file cabt. picked it up, brought it home and the lock is pushed in with no key!!
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