Hot Rods Something I found interesting

I sent my pet polar bear out into the snow to look for that '32 Ford. Here's a photo...

 

What's age got to do with it?

 

lol!!!!!!!!

 

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

 

Piss like a race horse?

 

Wellllllll, this thread was fun for a while but seems to be running out of gas......
Did we use up all of the duck jokes finally????

 

I dont think your doing it right.

 

Farmer Jones goes to town to buy a duck. As he's heading home, he passes the local theatre and notes that a film he really wanted to see is playing. Not wanting to miss the movie, Jones stuffs the duck in his pants and goes into the darkened theatre. He sits down next to two old, nearly blind ladies, Thelma and Maude. During the performance the duck gets restless and works his head out of Farmer Jones' fly. Maude looks over, pokes Thelma and says, "Look at that!" Thelma replies, "C'mon...don't tell me you've never seen one of those before!" Maude answers, "Yeah...but this one's eatin' my popcorn..."

 

You know, it don't matter how old I get, 18 year old's stay 18.

Scotty

 

why did the rot radder cross the road?
the pipe fitting that was welded to a crowbar on his drag link broke.

 

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."



A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."

 

We may have reached the end of the pavement.....

 

3 blondes walk into a building.
None of them noticed it.

Why are they called rally wheels?
Why no protest wheels, or gathering wheels?

 

Badshifter?...the sky is.falling!!

 

the dog.........."Dude! you got really bad breath!"

 

how many rot radder can you get on a bar stool?
just one, but it is pop riveted to the floor of his car.

 

Maybe "peaceful demonstration" wheels?

They'd be cheaper if they are demos

 

What's the difference between a pig?

 

Posted using the Full Custom H.A.M.B. App!

 

Shut up Howdy.

 

Most of your responses are worthless sarcasm as usual. Yes your correct about Craigslist and the proud HAMB members. I've been looking for a industrial sewing machine for some time. Find it hard to make connections with the poster. Check newspapers classifieds. I found a cool full fendered model a with a flathead once that was well within reach.


Posted using the Full Custom H.A.M.B. App!

 

Yep 18 pages of it too, I think the OP's OP has well and truly been lost here, Party on dude!

Scotty

 

...