I like the last line on the poster. I've had one in Des Moines, Fairfield, Mt. Pleasant, Ottumwa, Ackley and Clear Lake. Never had one in Waterloo.
After running to Indiana to pick up parts my wife doesn't think I need, I may have to run up there just to find a place to hide. I am going to try to come up if I have made peace in my house by then.