Thats right....your name in print, now that's the kind of publicity that can make you famous. Millions of people read this every day !!! I know these are not the exact words... but you get the idea.
Glad to know I'm not the only one that uses "The new phone book is here, I'm SOMEBODY"! The girlfriend rolls her eyes quite a bit, my younger friends look a bit confused. At least I haven't explained "I found my special purpose!" yet.
Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
Don't forget the ashtray and the matches! HRP <iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4VbI5zcB8Ac?rel=0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" width="853"></iframe>
" Im picking out a thermos for yoooou, not an ordinary thermos for yooou, but the extra best thermos that you can buy, with vinyl stripes and a cup built right in".
Well this is my best read on the HAMB this morning - Thanks guys for the laughter - some of you are really sick - but very good!!!! LOS
Holy crap you guys are funny! Im at my desk laughing my ass off and my wife walks in, takes a look and walks away shaking her head.
There should be more threads like this one. We got a bunch of clowns on here!!!!! Makes life better when ya laugh alot.
Navin commenting on his name tattooed on his circus stunt/performer girlfriends butt cheek "first the phone book, now this, I bet more people see this than the phone book" Oh yah, congrats on your alliance membership.
Got what I wanted, my HAMB tag. That's all I need, well maybe some rivets, and maybe a rivet gun, BUT I WILL NOT TAKE THE PASTIC PROTECTION OFF! I'm going to keep the stink'in plastic protection on for me, yes! Sorry Boss.
I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blowjob. Your loving son, Navin."
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