Happy New Year Everybody !!! C'mon guys...whoop it up a little !!! Tell a joke...post a stupid pic...get a little silly...start some shit! So old Hank says to his old buddy Fred, "Hey Fred...what the heck is your suppository doin' in your ear?" Fred stops for a second, gets a funny look on his face, then blurts out, "Oh crap! I think I know where my hearing aid is!"
Is that chipmunk smokin' crack????.... Next think you know, he'll turn into a gangbanger and start doing kia soul videos...
Happy new everyone!!! Pirate walks into a bar. Bartenders asks why is there a steering wheel hanging out of you pants. Pirate sat ARRR it's driving me NUTS!!! Posted from the TJJ App for iPhone & iPad
Hippy new year dudes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So this guy's parrot was too loud for too long and in a fit, the guy finally took the bird and threw it in the freezer and closed the door. "There...that'll fix ya." The bird started to panic and began begging frantically to be let out. "OMG! Please let me out! OMG! Oh no! Please! OMG! Hey Mr...I promise I'll be quiet!" Well, the bird was louder than ever and seemed genuinely traumatized. The guy felt bad and didn't really wanna freeze the poor thing to death, so he opened the freezer to let it out. The bird was very grateful and started thanking his master. "Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Then glancing nervously back at the contents of the freezer, it inquired..."By the way...exactly what did the chicken do wrong?"
Just turned midnight on the west coast, only seven hours to go in my twelve hour shift but Happy New Year!!! Heres a joke The New Ford Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real @#$% to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome
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