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little sayings on the back of drag cars.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by edweird, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. edweird
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    the model kit badman has adios mother. what are some other cool ones. i'm lookin for something to put on my stude.
     
  2. Larry T
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    There's also:
    "If you can read this, you lose."

    Or on the back of a chopped 53 Chevy pickup with a blown big block.
    "Unique is what we seek, bizarre is what we are"
     
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  3. 19blockhead72
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    I saw one years ago that said "The Quarter Pounder".
     
  4. unclmx
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    Who could ever forget "On The 8th Day God Created The Hemi"
     

  5. How about: "Make it 3 yards motherfudger, and you've got yourself an automobile race." Classic.
     
  6. 56premiere
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    if it is fast enough to to be ahead put something on the back.if not ,put it on the front,backwards,like they do ambulance.
     
  7. Rootie Kazoootie
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    How about the old classic: "We're the ones your mother warned you about."
     
  8. F&J
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    A 57 Chevy that ran at Connecticut dragway years ago, said "You Lose". :)
     
  9. Deuces
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    First On Race Day......
     
  10. deto
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    how about "insert stupid phrase here that makes the owner seem unintelligent"
    That's a pretty good one
     
  11. On the back of a 57 Tbird at Bowling Green: "Does this car make my Ass look FAST?"
     
  12. A friend I raced with in the '70s had too cars and alchy burner and a a gas class car.

    One said I'm an Alcoholic and the other said I'm a tea totaler

    My door slammer in '70 said see you on the big end.
     
  13. Shane Spencer
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    ^^lmao i had to chuckle at that
     
  14. LZ
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    On the back of Gordon Mineos (RIP) FC he use to have a mural of a martian wearing a trench coat flashing 2 hot martian chicks with they call me Flash Gorden. Always got a kick out of that one. Have to dig up my pics.
    Luke
     
  15. Always liked the "Sorry bout that" on the back of the Empi VW gasser from bitd
     
  16. Knew a guy that had a 64 or 65 Plymouth that said "Sorry My Friend" on the back. There was always a story (and I've heard it from quite a few older guys) about a blond that street raced a 70's Vette here in Jersey with "If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me" lettered on the back.
     
  17. edweird
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    i like thisun.
     
  18. randy
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    Well, I hope you never beat him...
     
  19. hutchman
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    In 1973 I attended the Gateway Nationals and St. Louis Int. Raceway......there was a 68 - 72 there racing in SS I think that had a picture of a cat inside what appeared to be a whiskey bottle. The cat was obviously drunk......

    The caption read, "Happiness is a tight pussy....!"
     
  20. I laugh every time this dude comes to the line.....

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  21. snaptwo
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    Departed racers Gerry Green and Jerry Lofland's '66 nova, A picture of a big wood screw then a "U 2" ! The announcer at the 'Ol Stardust Raceway, big Paul Culley toned it down by announcing "The U-2 car coming to the line" or our bright yellow T altered "where the yellow went" , it was all in good spirit, great memories !
     
  22. jaxx
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    you can push a garage door 200 miles per hour with enough horsepower- jaxx
     
  23. uwonamos
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    I know , I know, I'm a copy cat. Wanted to do that since I was a kid!!!!!
     
  24. tommyd
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    My brothers Cobra Jet Fairlane "snake in the grass,after your ass!" Had a rubber snake swinging from the rear bumper also.
     
  25. edweird
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    i understand perfectly.uwonamos.I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOUR CAR. BUT I WISH YOU WOULD PUT BADMAN ON THE QUARTERS.
     
  26. pinupwithgun
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    Back in the day the musser.bros. simply put on the back of the trunk lid "david"
     
  27. edweird
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    i remember this one; SPEED KILLS. PLAY IT SAFE. DRIVE A FORD AND LIVE FOREVER!
     
  28. On MIne, "Live in the past, it's cheaper and the music was better".
     
  29. falcongeorge
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    from BC

    "Eat more possum"
     
  30. tommyd
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    Remember when air was clean and sex was dirty? The Hemi was there!
     

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