What we need is a thread where we can be random and funny without derailing other threads, and we should call it "The cockpit"...
"So, Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before?" "No sir, I've never been on a plane before." "You... Ever seen a grown man naked?"
The term "cockpit" came around because it was marginally less offensive than calling it a "pussyhollow" I lived in the UK for a year a while back, my favorite Sunday newspaper headline was "My husband thinks he's a tomato and wants to live in the refrigerator".