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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by T-Head, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. NEWFISHER
    Joined: Dec 16, 2011
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    NEWFISHER
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    from Oregon

    With the final adjustment made, Sherman is now ready to conquer the Baja 1000 in the KC Daylighter sponsored Buick. Dorning his trademark GM engineer labcoat, we expect several speed records to be broken during the night runs at the Baja this year.
     
  2. Larry T
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    Can you SEE me now?
     
  3. Slick Willy
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    Slick Willy
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    "Dr. Ichabod Von Hussen (ObGyn), adjusts the lights on his mobile gynecological examining machine."
     
  4. lippy
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    from Ks

    " You think it's a lighting test. It is in reality an alternator test.":D
     
  5. JeffreyJames
    Joined: Jun 13, 2007
    Posts: 16,628

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    from SUGAR CITY

    If two pairs of canted quads is cool imagine how 7 pairs would look Gene?
     
  6. tinlid
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    I'm taking the new guy snipe hunting.
     
  7. Olds Dad
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    Ok...which one is the high beam?
     
  8. Big T
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    The last time I saw that many 'high brights', I was in an Alaskan strip club. :D
     
  9. Saxon
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    from MN

    Charlie also collects shift knobs!

    Buick, our future is bright!

    Wait till you see the taillights!
     
  10. ratdime
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    from dfw tx

    Never get pulled over for a head light out again....
     
  11. rustednutz
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    from tulsa, ok

    I've finally seen the light.
     
  12. rustednutz
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    rustednutz
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    from tulsa, ok

    The Clark Griswald of the automotive world.
     
  13. ClarkH
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    Please help: which light is more traditional?
     
  14. low budget
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    This is what guys use to do back in the day,before the new Halo lights came out.
     
  15. Sonicjagstang
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    from IL.

    Ohhhhhhh, this is the beginning of something beautiful, next I will make air fresheners in various styles, then decals and custom license plate frames, stick on body mouldings to replicate earlier Buicks, oh, oh, oh and lights for the interior as well...tri-blade wipers, plastic hubcaps, steering wheel wraps in animal print or fake woodgrain...skull shift knobs, valve stem caps, door locks.... But wait!!!! I need a state of the art kind of store to promote and sell this stuff but it must be as innovative as the rest of my ideas.

    Oh yes, I can run everything by computer and do away with all those pesky books that had all the cross reference info and hire young guys that are computer savvy but know nothing about cars... the computer will do it all.... I shall call this place.... Autozone!
     
  16. Maybe its not about the lights but all the cool switches on the dash.
     
  17. SquireDon
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    "And now for another episode of Shadow Puppet Theater, sponsored by Buick."
     
  18. Diavolo
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    I remember a tv show where a guy something very similar to follow a bad guy. Every turn he would flip a switch and change the headlights the guy he was tailing would see in his rear view mirror. I thought it was pretty neat. This is probably not for that though.
     
  19. SquireDon
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    "And a new option available for the 1967 Buick line is the Night Hunting Package."
     
  20. rustednutz
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    And now....let there be light.
     
  21. Slim Pickens
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    [​IMG]

    Is that Dr. Emmett Lathrop “Doc” Browns father?

    Slim
     
  22. KCTA Chris
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    After another denial into the H.A.M.B. Single Driving Light Club, Harold took matters into his own...
     
  23. Ebbsspeed
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    "I said light BEER, not light bar."
     
  24. bandit14569
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    "The Deer Slayer"..........It will stop them in there tracks every time!
     
  25. captainjunk#2
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    so this was what orville redenbaucker did before he got into the popcorn buisness ?tested headlites
     
  26. banjeaux bob
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    banjeaux bob
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    from alaska

    Speaking of The Old Motor..... where can we purchase our Old Motor T-shirts?

    BanjeauX Bob
     
  27. 40StudeDude
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    "...and not only can we see where we're going, but we're going to look like a huge UFO coming at 'em, scare 'em right off the road."

    R-
     
  28. pastlane
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    after topping off the blinker fluid, Professor R Kilowatt was ready to see what actually happens while driving at the speed of light & turning the headlights on
     
  29. Mr48chev
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    After Fred was told he had to test the complete the testing of all of the companies headlights before being allowed to go on vacation he devised a plan to accomplish the task in one night.
     
  30. Dino
    Joined: Oct 22, 2002
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    All the deer in the County are MINE now!
     

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