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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by ausbuick, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. jroberts
    Joined: Oct 14, 2008
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    I guess I'm pretty lucky, it's not a problem here.
     
  2. metalix_421
    Joined: Mar 24, 2010
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    not to big of a problem at home it keeps it quiet around the house when Im on here. But at work is another story. I get an ass chewing every time I get busted on here.
     
  3. el shad
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
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    HAMB is nothing like Facebook. Facebook is gay.......
     
  4. el shad
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
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    HAMB is nothing like Facebook. Facebook is gay.......
     
  5. Yeah, I like her too! ;)

    This is the best you're gonna get! Those others are just for us. :D At least she is into the whole car thing with me.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. DJLATIN
    Joined: Sep 16, 2010
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    the hamb is more enjoyable than facebook. only reason i have facebook is to keep in the loop here locally on when cruising is going on in houston or who has parts for sale around the block. you then have the attention wh0res both female and male that have to post where they're at, what they're eating, about tv shows and typing in quotes they stole off the internet trying to front like they made it up. i never see that status update b.s. in the hamb since that kind of b.s. isn't allowed here. lol

    i'll be deleting my facebook soon since i don't d.j. on a local internet radio station anymore and i'm not really in the music business anymore. i'll miss the tit pix though that the freaks post up though. :(
     
  7. Facebook = Look at me arent I special!!!

    HAMB = Look at that isnt it special!

    My wife says " While you are on the computer I will make a list of things that need to get done around here."
     
  8. Boy. that is a great thought.
     
  9. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
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    Wife...what's that...oh you must mean the 6 or 8 cars in various states of rebuild in my garage...fortunately, they never talk back.

    Hear that...it's peace and quiet...oh wait...no, that's only the rust rusting...!!!

    R-
     
  10. farmergal
    Joined: Nov 28, 2010
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    from somewhere

    I'm on here more than my other half. It's my job to find the inspiration and look up questions and such...i like this "community"...most of the time :)
     
  11. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
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    Your wife and I have alot in common cuz so do I! LOL

    FYI, Hot Rodeo Ed from Long Island is going to be in town on Friday night. We might be either going out for burgers and beers or doing pizza and beer at my place. Keep it free if you'd like to join us and I'll fill ya in as soon as I know the details.

    Randy, that goes for you too.
     
  12. my gf likes old cars but she doesnt understand the time i spend here , as soon as im off the computer she grabs it and starts playing some online game like bookworm,shes played a million times and is sometimes playing it for hours on end or shes reading another book on her kindel ....do i ever say anything to her about it no.... but she doesnt have any quarms about telling me im onhere too much

    ohh well life goes on
     
  13. The hamb is just like facebook but you cant find out who your daughter is screwin on the hamb LOL!
     
  14. Don's Hot Rods
    Joined: Oct 7, 2005
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    Ever notice how you can sit down and log on and suddenly it is 3 hours later? It's amazing how the time flys when you are on here.

    My ex gf always thought I was not on car forums but was watching porn and she would sneak into the room to try to catch me. Just to pull her chain I would shut off the computer quickly when I saw her coming. :D:D

    Don
     
  15. nickk
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  16. DJLATIN
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    :eek: glad i only have sons. LOL
     
  17. bgaro
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    not me, i log in at work. at least at the shop i'm the the boss.
     
  18. Mr48chev
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
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    Being on the HAMB means= Not out in a bar, casino or strip joint and not on some site that will probably give the computer a virus that kills the hard drive. That's not a bad thing as far as most wives are concerned.

    I have a lot of dead time at work so I'm on here a lot at work. Work my butt off for two hours, make sure my training is done and check the HAMB in that order then repeat.

    I keep up with my cousins and my counsins's kids on Facebook. There were 25 of us cousins on my dad's side of the family with 22 left that are spread to all four corners of the corner and Korea at the moment. And sometimes I get more info than I really wanted.
     
  19. need louvers ?
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    Mine speaks Chinese as a first language, and some would argue second, third and fourth too.... Long story short, when she's yelling at me, I don't understand much! 'Course, every now and then she switches the computers language function to Chinese characters so the H.A.M.B. looks kinda funny 'till I figure out how to change it back!
     
  20. Von Rigg Fink
    Joined: Jun 11, 2007
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    Lol..my wife is Peruvian (spanish) I know exactly what you mean about the "yelling" hahah

    once while in Peru she was using my lap top to talk to family and friends, she left it in spanish function..really screwed me up because my spanish sucks:p
     
  21. My biggest problem have been that we've been fighting over the laptop, cuz she wanna be on the HAMB too! Then for Christmas she gave me an iPad, so now I just have to get her to sign up and stop Bering stalker and join, then we can pm each other and completely get past the talking part of the relationship! Ha ha!

    Klaus
     
  22. hdmopar
    Joined: Nov 28, 2007
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    from Oklahoma

    Now I cant get nothin done in the shop because I am on the HAMB! Oh well
     
  23. I have a wife around here somewhere , I know cause my clothes are clean and the grass is mowed!
     
  24. boutlaw
    Joined: Apr 30, 2010
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    Yesterday my wife said "Are you on the HAMP again?" Yep, I'm on the HAMP again!
    HAMPing it up....
     
  25. tattedfordguy
    Joined: Sep 13, 2006
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    My wife tells me to come in the house and spend time with her, So i go in and log on here, She tells me to get a life... Oh and she watches reallity tv all day...
     
  26. Ditto
     
  27. research thats why I'm on here right? thats what I always say. She wants projects done. I have to finish one before starting another.
     
  28. Classic!! :D

    Steve
     
  29. SOHC427
    Joined: Apr 5, 2009
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    Mine calls the HAMB Adult Day Care, unlike the big screen that eats all of her time....
     
  30. 49ratfink
    Joined: Feb 8, 2004
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    from California

    I'm single. so I do whatever I want, all the time.
     

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