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Names for your car........Let's hear em.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 1950-mercury, May 17, 2011.

  1. Crookshanks
    Joined: Dec 16, 2010
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    My 5-yr old named him Eyeball. Said it looks like a bloody Eyeball.
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  2. DocWatson
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    I don't get it? Why name a car?
    I understand race cars getting a name painted on them but a hot rod? why?

    Doc.
     
  3. Jon1953B4
    Joined: Nov 26, 2010
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    Awesome looking car, nice name as well
     
  4. ironandsteele
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    I dunno. Sometimes they sort of name themselves. My coupe is the only car I've ever had that had a name.
     
  5. gump
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    I dont know the same reason why any time someone ask a question on here someone always has to be a dick!
     
  6. chriscris
    Joined: Jan 21, 2011
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    Alberta, cause she hails from there. (real original, I know)

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  7. DocWatson
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    If I was trying to be a dick I would have said something like,
    "Hey, you know that bloke that calls himself Gump? What a dickhead he is".
    But I wasn't trying to be a dick I was asking a question because I can't see the point in it.

    Though, funnily enough, here I was asking a question and you were being a dick!!:)

    Doc.
     
  8. The one in my Avatar is just called my Merc, Link for my
    Lincoln, Ram for the Van, Red for the Sabaru
    & Bird for the T-Bird
    No special Names for any of them
    if you wanted you could call them all Money Pit

    just my 3.5 cents
     
  9. stubbsrodandcustom
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    My 56 is named Morticia and pops 58 is named Christine cause she is possessed... 54 I havent named yet...
     
  10. PDQ36
    Joined: Jun 6, 2006
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    Old fashioned to name your car but.. who cares!
    Our Coupe is "Henry's Spinnin'" whilst the Roadster is just "Dirty 6" at the moment.
     

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  11. Gas mask
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    Meet "The bucket" (She's rusty, but she's mine.)
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  12. MrChipFooce
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    my mercedes
    is betsy
     
  13. You mean like "You F'n souless old whore"? No, I never call her that.
     
  14. Ha Ha Ha!

    That's funny right there! :D
     
  15. Gator
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    I don't get it either Doc. There are already nearly a dozen 'name your car' threads open, and this one's gone 15 pages so far, so I guess some guys think it's cute. :confused:

    Too bad Tingler's "Cum Dumpster" thread was deleted...
     
  16. teddyp
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    my chevy name is moody blue name it when i frist got it it would throw blue smoke out the tail pipes sometimes. my ford is called loose change cause most of it was built with used parts. my caddy is goomba 1 it,s a 60,s caddy
     

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  17. cadman89
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    My grandfather tought me that everything has a sprit..the trees ..the pond ..the rocks..the sky..etc.
    I believed him.
    I knew the first day I drove Frances that she was a girl.. she grouled..and had an attitude..,...Hmmmm..much like my wife Kelly..SO.. My cars have a personality..I am sorry for anyone that can not understand that but I respect your feelings and Frances will too...
    :)
    Cadman
     
  18. Rocky Famoso
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    I would never name a dog just "Dog".
    Ya' see some of us are a little personal about ownership.
    Hope this helps explain.
     
  19. Rocky Famoso
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    And, it's Traditional to name your car...
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  20. Dave50
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    I named mine Jake after the former owners son who he bought the car for @ pomona and it was his sons dream to run the car @ pamona but that never happened he passed away before he could do so, He had a heart condition and wen tin for surgery and didnt make it. The car was left in the garage and not touched from 1966-68 to 2011 RIP Jake
     
  21. Rocky Famoso
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    That's sad, but ya' gotta' have a dream. A fitting tribute. Take good care of "Jake".
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  22. Graffiti32
    Joined: Oct 9, 2005
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    I had to name mine just so it would not get mixed up with all the others.
    "The Great Pretender"
    A pretender is a claimant to an already occupied position of Honor or rank.
     

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  23. Tdub
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    Well, I sold both cars this past Fall but plentiful with boats!

    My other boat I just bought the end of last Summer. So, I haven't named her yet. This is "Ole Gray". My Dad named it back in 1977.

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  24. HZRDPAY
    Joined: May 15, 2012
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    Hazard Pay - because that's what it took to get it

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  25. Dog Dish Deluxe
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    This is Marilyn.
     

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  26. stronga
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    I call my car 'The Hell Bitch' because, it breaks down about every 200 miles and when I work on it some how it knocks me on the head or cuts me some how. We have a love hate relationship and I feel abused.
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  27. edweird
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    mine
     

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  28. dubie
    Joined: Aug 17, 2004
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    Mine is called Dirtbag. When the truck came to my shop, it was uncovered from a tarp it had been under for over a decade and the cab and box were full of garbage and dirt. My teenagers told me the "hat truck is such a dirtbag piece of shit" so the name Dirtbag has stuck with it. I have a side line business doing custom paint that is also called Dirtbag Kustoms, so I guess this is the start of the shop truck build

    Here it is when it came to us
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  29. spiders web
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    Help me, please Help me I'm talking and I can't shut-up.
     
  30. 2935ford
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    My wife names all my cars.
    '19 Dort Ellie May
    '29 Roaster "Frosty" (it was delivered in a snow storm)
    '32 Model B pickup as yet unnamed
     

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