old fart?

thats one..........

 

Hahahahahaha!! Im laffin so hard I have fallen and can't get up Hahahahah .. uuh ooowh I shit myself (gota go)..Hahahahahahah

 

Old is when you wake up in the morning and every thing is stiff except............................

 

Hell Your still under warranty!!

 

I'm just old enough to that i don't take my farts for granted anymore.

 

What were the three things in the Morgan Freeman/Jack Nicholson classic movie "The Bucket List"?
1- Never trust a fart.
2- Never waste a hard on.
3- I forget, and unfortunately, my memory wasn't the first thing to go...
I'm 60.

 

If you need to ask a forum if you're old, you're not old.....simply challenged

Ain't we all.........In other words, you're in the right place

 

Depends if you depend on Depends.

 

You'll know you're old when you set on the toilet and your balls touch the water, I remember when durt had that "NEW" smell

 

I always heard that about the balls but never thought it was true .What a supprise when it happened

 

I hope y'all are kidding. I am 61, and they ain't close yet.... at least I don't think so. I never looked. Maybe I should

 

some day comming...... SUPPRISE ya gonna jump right off the seat

 

Hmm, do ya remember when trees were invented?

 

No!! but I do remember when moby dick was a minow!!! I caught him on my cane pole

 

Wild Willie

 

there should definitly be some guidelines set up.

I'm 51, my brother is 53. we took my Mom to hometown buffet at my expense. the lady behind the counter asked if that would be 2 for the senior discount. my brothers hair is white and thinning. mine is greyish brownish and still attached to my head.

my brother is an old fart, I have a few years left to go..

 

Sorry, I got distracted and wandered off to do something else before I finished reading you post.

I think Piggins is the answer, but I don't remember the question. What were we playing?
Larry T

 

Old fart is an attitude not an age! I'm 48 and exhibit some tendencies

 

how does dinosaur meat taste like?

 

I'm 57 and have been accused of being an old fart, a young fart, an old buzzard, an old crab, grouch, old fossilpuss, precambrian, an old devonian, old mudge, young whippersnapper....mmmmm ... think I got all the bases covered...

 

when your balls dip in the toilet water thats called tea baggin.
puzzle awnser yes it was vince piggins. sorry you dont get no prize
awnser to other puzzle; wild willie borsch can you imagine driving a fuel altered the way he did? hell half the time they would finish the race in the other lane.ahhh great stuff.

 

My moms 100 years old does that make me an old fart. By the way I'm not a geezer yet!

 

well I think a geezer is way older than an old fart by a few years. I'm old just not a geezer yet

 

"I'm so old that when I was born, the Dead sea was still sick"
(Steve Tyler)

 

You are officially an old fart when your birthday cake self destructs in front of your eyes and you are too numb to even know or care.

Don

 

I always thought it was Roger Ward that had problems with the arms stuff , but I could be wrong. That was fifty years ago and my short term memory isnt to good.

 

Just get one of the new higher seat and low water toilets- like turning the clock back. If only it worked for other problems....

 

I'm a health care provider. My buddy, 92 year old Albert (born 1919) said one day, "You probably think I'm CRAZY! I said, "Oh no, Albert." Then he asked, "Do you think I've still got all my marbles?" I said, "I don't know...how many did you start out with?" We had a good laugh.

Last year, I took care of 92 year old Lee and Norma down the road...also born in 1919...they went to school with Albert. They knew I like the old hot rods. One day, we were talking about old terms for cars/hot rods. The terms "jittney", "gow-job", "strip-down", etc. came up. Then Norma said, "gas-buggy."

 

...oh...forgot that one...old geezer....

 

Help, I've fallen and I can't get IT up!