HEY CORKY COKER...say that 5 times fast

Since you are now a member of the HAMB. How about giving us the lowdown on this new product. Tell us all you know about it. Like where it's mfg, what compound of rubber etc. Inquiring minds wanna know.


http://www.coker.com/store/customer/product.php?productid=18387&cat=387&page=1

 

I always thought you'd have to have a great sense of humor to name your kid something like "Corky" if your last name was Coker!

Kind of like a kid I know who's name is Luke Sky Walker... no shit.

And another named "Royal Wang"...

But man... Corky Coker...

At least they didn't name you "Joker"...

Sam.

 

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That was easy.

 

i found the name Da Wong Numba in the fone book, no shit!

 

When I was a travel agent, I booked travel for the following people:

Harry Hooker (he was the 4th!)

Nada Boner (a chick)

Long Day (dude)

 

There were 2 kids in my middle school named Rusty Nail

 

I work at a newspaper and a few years ago a pic of a kid came through the department, somebody in trouble for something I think, and his name was, I kid you not, Quo Vadis Jackson. I'm kinda doubtful that his folks were serious Latin scholars.

 

I used to know a Navy Chief whose name was Richard Head. We just called him Chief though. Life was much easier that way.

pigpen

 

Have friend that named is kid Chain....Last name Linker...Chain Linker.....Had a customer named Coy Bright..No big deal. Then I saw on his check that his full name is Coy Is Bright ...........EVILT

 

Yeah and while were talkin to Corky- are you gonna make/have/sell??? any more of the portawalls I bought from you on Ebay?? they are great by the way.....

 

MMmmmmm Coker....

Last name of twins I dated in High school.....true story, broke up with one and their Mom made the other ask me out....
Oh the mamories....oh memories

 

I am not shitting you, I sold bike parts to a kid named Keystone Kopp, the family actually lived in the town of Keystone SD, which BTW, has a phone prefix of 666. Kinda freeform and unrelated

 

Dated a girl with the last name "Morehead".... I miss that girl

 

Had a teacher in highschool named Ms. Peters (can't remember the first name)...no big deal till I met her and her husband at the fair one year and she introdused him as Harry...Peters..

 

I'm sure he'll respond if we make fun of him enough.......

 

I graduated with Harry and Carrie Boner.

 

Since this post is already derailed beyond hope...

I know a guy whose parents were either genius or oblivious - named him Chris P. Bacon.

 

My ex sister-in-law's maiden name (before she married my brother) was Hunt... he just about took my head off when I asked her if she had a brother named Mike.

Which brings me to the classics...

Mike Hunt

Ben Dover

Al Cohalic

Anyone have any others?

Sam.

 

Sam Strube is pretty funny.

 

This thread sure went sideways...

I am sure Corky is happy to respond now after you guys made fun of his name

I once sold a car to Harry Legg....no shit...

 

Wallace locksmith dude in town named his son Key Wallace

 

Anita Rayes

My Dr.'s name is Tim Bohn. Check it...T. Bohn


My uncle, who is kinda country...i.e redneck, had 2 doctors he was seeing at the same time one's name was Bankhead and the other was Bohn...he got the names mixed up and was calling Dr. Bankhead.....Dr. Bonehead. Never even realized he was doing it. My Mom said she almost peed her pants she was laughing so hard. The Doc didn't find it amusing.

 

You know... I have a hard time pronouncing my last name sometimes... is it Starooob? Or Schroob? Or what?

I heard about this Chinese kid that was born a little on the slow side and they named him Sum Ting Wong.

Then there's the no-arms nop-legs names...

Sitting in water: Bob

On a grille: Frank

His sister: Patty

Sam.

 

I hate to contribute to the derailment of this thread......here goes...

I taught at an inner-city elementary school for a while. I swear to you there were three bothers and sisters there. Their names were:

Brandy
Tequila
JD

The last name doesn't add to the humor. Again, I swear to all of you, the mom told me in a conference that they named the kids after what they were drinking the night of conception........

The really funny part was, the dad of these three had about 5-10 kids at our school.......ALL by different women. I used to joke, "You might be a Wilson teacher if all of the kids on the playground looks like a [last name] kid." The all had jet black hair and tons of freckles .......meaner than snakes!

I'll quit, I could tell you things that would blow your minds!

 

i went through basic training with a guy named Willard Jess Willard, that's not that funny, just strange...

What time was the person of Chinese ancestory's dentist appointment?








"Tooth Hurty"!

 

Darrel Kidd, a local pesticide sprayer named his daughters Nova and Chevelle

A guy in the local Corvette club named his daughter Osreal Jabaeu after the cat of the villian in the Smurffs

We, also had a guy in our school named Richard Head.

Sam, we usually found some one at work to page Mike Hunt every month or so..

The son of a friend of mine dated a woman who had two sons, one named Motley and the other named Zepplin. Guess who her favorite musicians were.

 

I think that was a one-time "cameo" appearance by Mr. Coker...
I have a customer of mine that is named Yer Yang...
And another named Richard Lick (He actually goes by Dick...)

 

High school teacher as shown in the graduation announcement

Large, Dick

Garland Head lived down the street his dads name was Richard Didn't hit me till high school that they were literally the Dick Head family. the name was pretty fitting.

 

Lying on a step - Matt



The best two I ran across in real life was;

Massapula Sithole, of Dayton Ohio

and the toast of Columbus Ohio...

Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy


Mutt

 

Actual people I've met.

Rick Sass
Phil McKraken
Harry Hugh Johnson Sr., Jr., and III


Yep, post is waaaaaay off track.