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How do you meet hambers at shows?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by adamshumard, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. Maybe Ryan can create an 'App' for it. :D
     
  2. This is the method I use too. :D
     
  3. fanspete
    Joined: Oct 22, 2006
    Posts: 686

    fanspete
    Member

    I'm keeping a low profile from now on...I don't want all you guys grabbing my ass!
    (female HAMBers...grab away!)
     
  4. Jalopy Jim
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,867

    Jalopy Jim
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    Ask people if they know Breeder ???????????????
     
  5. rougebeats
    Joined: Jan 22, 2009
    Posts: 307

    rougebeats

    That my friend is funny stuff!!!
     
  6. rodknocker
    Joined: Jan 31, 2006
    Posts: 2,265

    rodknocker

    I ask someone to pull my finger, usually a Hamber yanks, then we both giggle.
     
  7. I have hosted a couple of Meet & Greet's at the Nats South in Knoxville,Tenn. with fair turnouts.

    Deuce Roadster and I will be at the Deuce Show at Pigeon Forge next weekend,,look for my pickup or Randy's coupe,,there are usually several Hamber's around. HRP
     
  8. hotdamn
    Joined: Aug 25, 2006
    Posts: 2,386

    hotdamn
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    I touch their butt.
     
  9. hotdamn
    Joined: Aug 25, 2006
    Posts: 2,386

    hotdamn
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    I mean that in the least gayest way possible.
     
  10. thorpe31
    Joined: May 4, 2011
    Posts: 164

    thorpe31
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    from nor-cal

    We are all HAMB'ers some of us just don't know it yet.
     
  11. Stevie Nash
    Joined: Oct 24, 2007
    Posts: 2,999

    Stevie Nash
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    Fart once for newb, fart twice for Alliance member...
     
  12. VoodooTwin
    Joined: Jul 13, 2011
    Posts: 3,453

    VoodooTwin
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    from Noo Yawk

    I look for the folks that are scolding the rat rodders. Then I know I'm in the right place. :)
     
  13. I wear my RRT shirt. It keeps the amount of newbies asking down.

    Conversly, arguing loudly about wide whitewalls seems to work :)

    I have also been recognised by my Mustang II/Heidt's controversy of a few years back.

    I could start living in the present, but that's not traditional....

    Cosmo
     
  14. alfonsothefons
    Joined: Jul 15, 2011
    Posts: 45

    alfonsothefons
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    from Georgia

    look for the sparkly eyes
     

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  15. Bar Ditch
    Joined: Aug 1, 2011
    Posts: 272

    Bar Ditch
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    from Tacoma

    "Here HAMB HAMB HAMB" Gets em every time.LB
     
  16. rld14
    Joined: Mar 30, 2011
    Posts: 1,609

    rld14
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    Same here. I don't like fish. Now, draw a picture of a steak sandwich and now we're talking.
     
  17. the-rodster
    Joined: Jul 2, 2003
    Posts: 6,945

    the-rodster
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    It's simple, climb under your car to fix something...

    Those fuckers will call your cell phone every 30 seconds, trust me.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Boeing Bomber
    Joined: Aug 5, 2010
    Posts: 1,079

    Boeing Bomber
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    I post a picture of my '41 Ford Fordor on most threads that are relevant. At Billetproof someone recognized and yelled, "HEY HAMBer"
     
  19. Goozgaz
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
    Posts: 2,555

    Goozgaz
    Member

    repeat fter me....

    "Hello"
    "My name is GOOZGAZ. It is a pleasure to meet me."


    works every time.
     
  20. Gman0046
    Joined: Jul 24, 2005
    Posts: 6,256

    Gman0046
    Member

    I've read threads on here that real HAMB members don't have A/C in their cars. Thats one clue along with the secret scrotum snatch.
     
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  21. I'll get serious again although there have been some funny replies.

    At Bonneville this year I had folks from 3 separate boards I wanted to meet. My modus Operandi was to find the car I knew they were with and walk up and introduce myself! Amazing, worked well. " Howdy, I am Tman/Trent, nice to finally meet you" If there are several folks around just ask for whom you are looking for "Who is Randaddy?" "OK, thanks!"
     
  22. roundvalley
    Joined: Apr 10, 2005
    Posts: 1,776

    roundvalley
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    When i am at a swap meet, They ask for their Alliance discount.
     
  23. Ranunculous
    Joined: Nov 30, 2007
    Posts: 2,465

    Ranunculous
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    HAMB banners usually are a good indicator of HAMB members nearby?
     
  24. roughneck424
    Joined: Jan 10, 2009
    Posts: 1,084

    roughneck424
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    I was thinking of opening a HAMBar at Famoso this CHRR:p
     
  25. monkeywrenching
    Joined: Feb 14, 2007
    Posts: 299

    monkeywrenching
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    from maryland

    I think we are easy to spot. We all are walking around sport'n wood. Male members only....no pun intended
     
  26. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,500

    Muttley
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    HAMB hat/shirt and/or car works fine for me.........aks for their real/screen name, tell a few jokes, insult HAMBers not currently present, move on, repeat.
     
  27. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,500

    Muttley
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    North Carolina is the new Michigan.
     
  28. Yes, I figure if I see a guy in a HAMB shirt and a HAMB hat, he's probably on the HAMB.
     
  29. squirrel
    Joined: Sep 23, 2004
    Posts: 56,036

    squirrel
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    I look for aluminum slot wheels, strombergs, 14" tires, stuff like that. Usually works.
     

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