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She didnt get the truck!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Hip, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. tracer55
    Joined: Aug 29, 2005
    Posts: 380

    tracer55
    Member
    from ohio

    Been ther done that! I got to keep most of my toys as she was not the smartest blonde on the block.
    Believe me there is light at the end of the tunnel.
    Glad you still have the truck and when it is 60 or 70 years old its headlights will still be pointing straight out and the ex's will be dragging the ground!!!!!!!!
    Roll the window down the tunes up and the pedal to the floor and enjoy your freedom.
     
  2. Q- know why a Divorce costs so much?




    A- IT'S WORTH IT.
     
  3. 49ratfink
    Joined: Feb 8, 2004
    Posts: 18,850

    49ratfink
    Member
    from California

    never make a legal contract with anyone who bleeds for 5 days in a row and does not die. that's all I got to say.
     
  4. farmergal
    Joined: Nov 28, 2010
    Posts: 2,069

    farmergal
    Member
    from somewhere

    hey hey hey now!
     
  5. Blades
    Joined: May 25, 2006
    Posts: 1,188

    Blades
    Member
    from Chicago

    I would retitle it to a friend and say i had to sell it to pay my lawyer.
     
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2011
  6. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 6,894

    Harms Way
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    Do you own a wrist watch ?, and did you buy it for yourself ?:D:eek::D:D:D
    (please reference post #23,...thank you)
     
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2011
  7. farmergal
    Joined: Nov 28, 2010
    Posts: 2,069

    farmergal
    Member
    from somewhere

    um no, and no
     
  8. 48FordFanatic
    Joined: Feb 26, 2011
    Posts: 1,335

    48FordFanatic
    Member
    from Maine

    Been there myself. The best advice I could give is to take things a day at a time, and to believe that things will get better ....because they will. John
     
  9. coolbreeze1340
    Joined: Aug 18, 2009
    Posts: 1,340

    coolbreeze1340
    Member
    from Indiana

    Glad to see you kept your truck! My ex and her lawyer fought like hell for my Harley, newer truck, and all the equity in my house and land (there was alot). They did say I could keep my 70' Chevy truck (it was a farm beater). I had a good paper trail where all the money came from and what she had when she came into the marriage so I played the game for 8-months. After she got tired of seeing me run around and having a blast with a girl 10 years younger than her it all worked out. The lawyer want over my paperwork, told her she wasn't going to be able to get my S#$t so they settled. My "D" cost me $1500 to my lawyer, $4000 to my X, and she had to give back the $4000 engagment ring! The best part was when I told her and her bloodsucker lawyer "That was the best deal I ever got. 4years of cooking, cleaning, and sex for less than $1000 year!"

    Her attorney had to hold her back while I left the office, Justice served!
     
  10. unkledaddy
    Joined: Jul 21, 2006
    Posts: 2,865

    unkledaddy
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  11. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,500

    Muttley
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    Uhh.............you're upset because you cant wear tight pants? Does your wife still allow you to attend your weekly Jazzercise class?
     
  12. Yeah whats up with that??
     
  13. Bigchuck
    Joined: Oct 23, 2007
    Posts: 1,159

    Bigchuck
    Member
    from Austin, TX

     
  14. Sometimes I wake up grouchy....................other times I just let her sleep
     
  15. Dennis D
    Joined: May 2, 2009
    Posts: 851

    Dennis D
    Member

    Me too! 365 horse conv. Damn redheads................ Dennis D
     
  16. wombat barf
    Joined: May 1, 2011
    Posts: 366

    wombat barf
    Member
    from oklahoma

    congrats on keeping the truck. I kept my cars, guns, the house and then hijacked her ex-BFF of a 1/4 century who just happens to be the lady who took her in after I kicked her out :D.
     
  17. 28chevrat
    Joined: Oct 11, 2005
    Posts: 322

    28chevrat
    Member

    hahahha The last comment was great !!!!
     
  18. Blades
    Joined: May 25, 2006
    Posts: 1,188

    Blades
    Member
    from Chicago

    HA! Hell yea :D! I love it
     

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