12 year old gas, not what you think

thank the good lord al gore put together this internet for all of the world to discuss vital things like this.

 

Here, pull my finger!

 

Did ya hear it over the exhaust?

 

I just farted........

 

Actually I've got grandsons that age, so it was what I thought!

 

So what your saying is, he must have ate some dead people. thats great.

 

really......

 

This is the first thread on here that has brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard. Thanks I have a 10 1/2 year old grandson so I know your suffering. It must be that floride they put in the water now.

 

Wait till he does it in an airplane and the oxygen mask deploy!

 

He sounds like he might be related to one of my coworkers. Sometimes I think he picks what he eats by it's ability to produce gas.

 

Might be a good time to teach him about "paybacks"

 

If it were my grandson I'da been proud, told him so, then fired back. Old people can rip 'em too!

 

I read somewhere that the average person farts 14 times a day...............I was thrilled to learn I'm way above average at something.

 

Damn, I gotta eat more beans...

 

I knew I was missing something in my life, either that or I need to count better.

 

I guess I'm just too old, but I don't see where a fart is in anyway important enough for a thread here. This reminds me of grade school, some never grow up.
Hell I had a post about an old wrecker for sale (not mine) 6 years too new, deleted.

 

I would have to agree.

 

great stories! i have 5 kids that live in my house plus another 1/2 dozen strays,having 2 11 yrs old boys with their friends laughing after lights out ya know what happened,
ya wanna talk farts. i have 3 pitbulls & a boxer,-yikes- air raid!!

 

check for lumps ... debri suspended in the outflow will be caustic

 

Better to belch and taste it than fart and waste it!

 

stop it! You guys are killing me................lol

 

Oh man... quit it already, I'm laughing my head off, actually down to tears now!

Flatulence is always funny... don't let anyone tell you different!

Cheers, Eddie

P.S.: One more for the above-average club, Muttley... lol!

 

My diabetes medicine does wonders with bannanas.

 

Now that's an ad!!!

 

Thats funny right there...Idon't care who you are!

 

You remember grade school?

 

My grandson is only 19 months and he can stink a whole family out of a room, he has an advantage though, he can let the solids fly with the gas. I can't wait till he's about ten then we can work on grossing his mother out.

 

This is too funny! My wife and I have four boys; 6, 10, 11, 17 and you can ad me in there too. There are times when we really make her pay for being the only female in the house...
Boys will be boys.

 

Farts?

Farts are Fun!

Farts are $#!+ without the mess!!

George Carlin

Funny then funny now...

 

Yeah, some where back in time late 40s & early 50s