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How to tell when your HAMB addiction has gone out of control

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Big Mac, May 7, 2011.

  1. This crowd is qualified for nicknames ONLY....

    Zoomie for a boy..... All boys should be loud and make the windows shake

    Lakes for a girl.... Girls should sparkle and be mellow until some fool uncaps them
     
  2. My wife says that Bentley is a 'new hot baby name' this year...

    ...and that the baby's name is whatever momma says it is and for the op to get his ass off the iPad and get her some ice chips or something. LMAO.......women.....
     
  3. Stevie Nash
    Joined: Oct 24, 2007
    Posts: 2,999

    Stevie Nash
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    Boy - Nash
    Girl - Victoria
     
  4. HambBurglar
    Joined: Feb 22, 2011
    Posts: 35

    HambBurglar
    Member
    from Cincinnati

    Phaeton would be a nice name for a girl, but she might run around topless all the time.
     
  5. 1950ChevySuburban
    Joined: Dec 20, 2006
    Posts: 6,187

    1950ChevySuburban
    Member Emeritus
    from Tucson AZ

    My daughter went thru school years with a girl named Camaro. Had a giant Chevy bowtie tattooed on her back with her name since she was 15.
    Wanna play "Find the rednecks?"
     
  6. Bosepheus-boy howdy
    Jezebeel-girly girl
     

  7. Oh, he`ll never get beat up on the playground.
     
  8. 35desoto
    Joined: Oct 6, 2009
    Posts: 775

    35desoto
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    any rate has she had the baby yet? There is a lot of talk here and no action!!! No Baby = no name so has your good lady finsihed her part of the bargain?? LOL

    All the best wishes - my two girls are my pride
     
  9. DYNODANNY
    Joined: Aug 9, 2006
    Posts: 1,411

    DYNODANNY
    Member

    Congrats on your new baby, the HAMB is addicting. I'm always on the site, work, home, phone.
     
  10. NINE INCH
    Joined: Dec 26, 2005
    Posts: 1,020

    NINE INCH
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    Girl: Auburn. Boy: Cruz or Hudson. Hope all goes well. Congrats!
     
  11. bartikus
    Joined: Apr 24, 2008
    Posts: 240

    bartikus
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    so are you over at riverton hospital. my buddy's wife just had a baby there yesterday. thats where my wife delivered our daughter last year.
     
  12. igby
    Joined: Aug 6, 2005
    Posts: 109

    igby
    Member

    girl= MY (first name) HEMI (second)

    she'll always be daddy's girl
     
  13. Hamadryad.
    Because it sounds exotically lovely, and she will always be your Goddess.

    Or Eliza, after mine own...

    Cosmo
     
  14. carcrazyjohn
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
    Posts: 4,843

    carcrazyjohn
    Member
    from trevose pa

    Congratulations ,Just name the baby Ryan or Hamby ,I dont think you have a problem at all..........
     
  15. Bobert
    Joined: Feb 21, 2005
    Posts: 820

    Bobert
    Member Emeritus

    If your wife finds out you were on the HAMB she will never let you forget it. When our first was being born 40 years ago, my wife still recalls that the Dr. and I were talking army experiences.
    Congratulations!
     
  16. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 23,862

    Deuces

    That's my dog's name... Full blooded black chow...
     
  17. D ROD
    Joined: Jun 28, 2010
    Posts: 965

    D ROD
    Member
    from New Jersey

    Ardun----Boy

    Shelby---Girl

    Enjoy man, as long as the baby is healthy names dont matter!!!

    Congrats!
     
  18. Big Mac
    Joined: Sep 12, 2007
    Posts: 1,565

    Big Mac
    Member
    1. Utah HAMBers

    Jersey Elle, baby girl 7lbs 3oz and 20.5 inches. Wife did the entire thing natural and NO pain killers. When I saw that, I figured I better get off the HAMB for a minute. No worries, Im back! Lol.....
     
  19. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 23,862

    Deuces

  20. shonky
    Joined: Aug 29, 2009
    Posts: 246

    shonky
    Member
    from Norfolk UK

    Congratulations

    I hope this did'nt all stem from celebrating getting rid of an old model A :rolleyes:
     
  21. Big Mac
    Joined: Sep 12, 2007
    Posts: 1,565

    Big Mac
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    1. Utah HAMBers

    Wheres the update on that coupe shonkey?!?!
     
  22. carcrazyjohn
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
    Posts: 4,843

    carcrazyjohn
    Member
    from trevose pa

    If you quit your job to be on the Hamb day and night,Thats a hamb addiction..........Thats exactly what I did.......................But I dont have a problem......
     
  23. farmer12
    Joined: Aug 28, 2006
    Posts: 7,717

    farmer12
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    Congratulations!
     
  24. well? we're waiting!
     
  25. shonky
    Joined: Aug 29, 2009
    Posts: 246

    shonky
    Member
    from Norfolk UK

    Don't ask , it seems my plan to be driving it to the Hayride in July may not happen :eek:
     

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  26. killbilly
    Joined: Mar 29, 2009
    Posts: 283

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    Member

    My grandfather's name was Doctor Columbus Stephens......he was never a doctor....evidently named after the man who delivered him (in 1875):D
     
  27. The37Kid
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
    Posts: 30,729

    The37Kid
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    Congratulations! Our baby girl is now 23 and drove us to the Rhinebeck Swap Meet today. Best wishs to you all, Happy Mothers Day!
     
  28. carcrazyjohn
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
    Posts: 4,843

    carcrazyjohn
    Member
    from trevose pa

    Congrats again .I didnt read your post the first time,
     
  29. Mart
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 4,900

    Mart
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  30. pyrojoe667
    Joined: Sep 27, 2009
    Posts: 33

    pyrojoe667
    Member

    Congrats Mack! But you might wanna' get help for your HAMB addiction.........or not!
     

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