My car's a porn star!! (nudity)

I don't recall seeing any "Porno movie cars" with do cum entation, cross the stage at Barrett Jackson !

 

For Sale:

James Bond 007 car

Original car sat in by Pussy Galore.




Is this the original car we used to hear about, that something died in it and can't get the smell out, that's why it's so cheap?


HellRaiser

 

I can't tell is that the girl or your shift knob?

 

That's it no more gravy on my chicken!

 

Five years. Most of the "actors" are probably dead from AIDS or ODs

 

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! The American Dream PORN & HOTRODS!!!

 

For Sale:

Original 1932 Ford Douche roadster, only driven hard on Saturday nights by a little old lady from Pasadena.


HellRaiser

 

For Sale:

1932 Ford roadster.. Original patina on seats, easy to freshen up. Original owner had Deep Throat, not deep pockets.

No Free rides.




HellRaiser

 

I don't believe that I learned much reading this thread.......

 

haha ever get recognized? ahahah

 

Hahahaha how do I get a copy?

 

Why then do we see constant references to biblical quotes as people's signatures and even a hamb chapel. We should then let him post the pics. Can't have rules for some and rules for others

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No sir, you absolutely did not. But then again, this thread wasn't labeled "tech"

 

If you are reading this post you werent trying to learn something, I'm still laughing my ass off a out this entire post.

 

TOO F'IN FUNNY !!!!

No "Slo Poke" references though?

 

How about "Rumble seat Rumble"? LOL

 

Totally stole my idea, greased up, tatted guys, bangin' some hot chicks in big heels and big hair, hot rods and customs in the background with some psychobilly tunes.....was gonna call it "Mad Fornicator's Society", sorry Evel, patent pending, LOL.

 

Have to think twice before telling my wife I am out F***ing around in the garage !!!

 

ahaha, normally I'd just shrug, smile, and keep quiet, but I feel the need to defend why I dug up a 6 year old thread:
Chaos10meter was approached about having his car used in a photo shoot, and they warned that there would be 'scantily clad females'. He suggested maybe it was a porno shoot... and someone else linked this thread. Well I read through it all and did a fair bit of laughing, so I decided to risk the scorn of the HAMB and post

 

touche'

 

Thank you for clearing that up.......otherwise......we would have to wonder about you....

 

Well, here is an interesting review with too much information on the viewing style of this reviewer IMDB-http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0864699/

"I declare, for the record, that ATOMIC VIXENS: ESCAPE FROM SLUT ISLAND (or whatever the hell it's called) is the BEST porno of 2006 (i have never once cared enough to actually declare a favorite porno for any given year previous to this), and possibly the best porno since...uh...i don't know when. I heartily approve of this. Also, in the 80's, i delivered pizzas to Foghat twice (once to their tour bus, once to their hotel room). The end."


So there you go, the BEST porno of 2006 and if this thread hadn't been dragged back from the dead I never would have known...actually i'm not sure I really wanted to know.

 

I've learned two things... Bobby's a cool MotherFucker

and Colonel Sanders was in Devo. who'da thunk

 

Do you now have to grow a mustache and wear a robe to cruise in it?

 

she probably got more emotion from the Colonel than she did her co-star.

 

funny bobby, the other day i told pauly what is that smell in here? now i know! hahaha

 

Ha cool thread...
I worked for a while for a publishers as a freelance graphic designer who printed all 'top shelf art' magazines! I used to have to take all the raw photos and airbrush the hell outta them... take off all the zits, bite marks etc etc. The job went from cool to dull very quickly but all my mates thought it was a hoot... 'till they realised i couldnt get them introductions or free mags!
Surely the car should just be 'hot - Rod'... was the dude called Rod?
or 'the Vanishing Point'

 

This post is hilariously awesome. So did she torque that guys wrench hahahaha

 

A true hamb classic right here …. Id forgotten about this .... LMFAO

 

That was a pretty cool opportunity for you. I have a couple of videos that my car or truck were in but nothing that interesting. Good for you helpin' out a bro like that. I'd have jumped on that right away...I mean the opportunity to help a friend out that is.
At least we got to see the relative scene layout. We can find the titties somewhere else.
Thanks for sharing...
Michael