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"The offspring of this unlikely mating became famous in its own right as James Dean's aptly named last ride."

 

Early attempts at the legendary gasser design were hit or miss.

 

lets add alittle weight to make her hook up!

 

Thats no way to save on swapmeet spaces.

 

The source of baby Hemi's

 

Conversation between the Station Wagon and a Mach 1

S.W.: Hey, now that you're old enough, I wanna show you a picture of how you were convieved.

M.1: Ughh! Thats gross... but I have a story about me and a LTD that is alot like that. Did you know that a mustang and a LTD makes a Festiva? I said she was cheating and I am waiting to be on Maury to figure it out.

S.W.:

 

Call that machine shop right Now and tell them it didn't turn over when you dumped the clutch either. I still think something is wrong inside.

 

"Measure once and cut twice? Function follows form? At least that's what we did on this dragster's push bar. It looked so much cooler tucked way up there against the roll cage instead of behind the rear tires like everyone else's!"

 

All joking aside, I wonder how it really happend?

 

I bet the bumper caught the rear of the slicks when pushing the dragster, hence the "push bar too short" comment.

 

Too much compression?

Timing too far advanced?


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does this make my ass look big?

 

hey jim hold my beer and watch this , gonna try an jump a dragster with my grocery getter

 

There's no easy way to make a Ford faster.

 

damn Ford was always a dog!

 

Shoulda called Ben D!

 

"that's gonna leave a mark" "don't worry my dad has lot's of tools, he's a tv repairman"

 

I read the first page and dont need to read any further. Nailed it!

 

Duuuuuude, Your mom is gonna be pissssssed

 

"This is where 60's style show rods come from"

 

is this what they mean about jack it up , and run a new one under it?

 

someone taped a sign on the back like a kick me sign ( parking in rear )..lol

 

Hey! "THAT THANG DOWN THERE GOT A HEMI IN IT?"

 

"Damn it Jimmy, That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a 'gasser style' wagon!"

 

did i do that?

 

"Dude, did you turn the fuel on?"

"I told you we didn't need a Hi-Po 352 in the push car"

"We shoulda put a mag in the dragster"

 

woman drivers.

 

You, better be wearing a Rain Coat !

 

Conversation in the station wagon: I wouldn't do that if I where you! What's the worst that can happen?

 

sticker on the dragster: If You Can Read This You're Too Close.